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IMPOSSIBLE AT 1000! POST HERE!

Postby Teenr0cker » Sun Dec 19, 2004 10:36 pm

In the spirit of my random and frenzied posting, I noticed that impossible was at post count 999. This is a topic for his speeeeecial 1000th posting. That's one thousand hate-filled, pissed off, 'fuck you's in small texts, and australian words of wisdom. Yay. I would write a speech but time is limited.
Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
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Postby Porter » Sun Dec 19, 2004 11:37 pm

figures the friendly neighborhood 1,000th post congratulator would be copied rather quickly
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Postby War » Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:40 am

HA I posted before Impossible.
<WarV> You know what this place needs?
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
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Postby Impossible » Mon Dec 20, 2004 1:49 am

War: Fuck off.

I posted in Estrana before I looked here... :(
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Postby Flibbo » Mon Dec 20, 2004 6:03 am

well done impossible
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Postby HolsteinCow » Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:30 am

Fich Sie.
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." (Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio)
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Postby Telephalsion » Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:57 am

congrats, now hurry up in two weeks you can probably make a thousand more
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Any type of female.
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Postby Excell » Mon Dec 20, 2004 6:00 pm

Grats. Have fun in the elitist group. The.......4.....of us. 8)
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Postby War » Mon Dec 20, 2004 6:48 pm

Its not really elit since post count doesn't mean anything. I though we already went over that with Teenr0cker.
<WarV> You know what this place needs?
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
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Postby Porter » Mon Dec 20, 2004 7:04 pm

no, actually we are indeed elite. When you reach 1000 posts you will see all the hidden perks and additional benefits we get.

oops, I've already said too much. Welcome to the club Impossible, I'll be PMing you about "it" now.
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Postby OverlordBill » Mon Dec 20, 2004 7:06 pm

Secret 1000 post count club?! I want in!

Post count + 1
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Postby Glenn47 » Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:14 pm

I'm over halfway there. Gotta up the ante a smidgen.
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Postby War » Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:00 pm

I will make it there before Feb
<WarV> You know what this place needs?
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
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Postby Iteroth » Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:14 pm

I am just posting to check my post count

BTW congrats
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Postby Impossible » Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:37 pm

Porter wrote:oops, I've already said too much. Welcome to the club Impossible, I'll be PMing you about "it" now.


There are so many ways I'd like to respond to this, so I'll just say nothing.
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