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Postby War » Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:09 pm

But I shall say something. Something.
<WarV> You know what this place needs?
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
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Postby Impossible » Tue Dec 21, 2004 7:02 am

Oh god damn, I guess War just burned me. Ouch, what a painful yet hilarious three-year-old comment.
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Postby War » Tue Dec 21, 2004 8:37 am

It really wasn't a burn hamster bitch.
<WarV> You know what this place needs?
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Tue Dec 21, 2004 12:32 pm

Quiet war!!! He can have you killed now! He's in "it".




Goddamn Impossible.....just.... goddamn....
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Postby War » Tue Dec 21, 2004 12:57 pm

You fool Teenr0cker I am immortal he can't have me killed even if he wanted to.
<WarV> You know what this place needs?
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Tue Dec 21, 2004 1:02 pm

I dunno, I've heard of things where is somebody wanted something bad enough it came true.
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Postby War » Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:58 pm

and that is relevant to me being immortal how?
<WarV> You know what this place needs?
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
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Immortality

Postby Teenr0cker » Tue Dec 21, 2004 6:05 pm

I used to think I was Immortal. I had all the necromancer stuff. I had the +infinity to regeneration/ rebirth gear. I had the contracts with death himself that ensured my safety. I've met death; I know how he works. He is easy to please. The more you kill for him, the easier it is for you to survive. Then, one sad day, I met bill during his menstual jewish period. And he prooved me wrong. So very wrong.
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Postby OverlordBill » Tue Dec 21, 2004 6:37 pm

I was shitting stinginess that day.
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Postby War » Tue Dec 21, 2004 7:23 pm

Actaully you just need to beat Death in a limbo contest and you get immortality, but thats not how I got immortal.
<WarV> You know what this place needs?
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
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Postby Impossible » Tue Dec 21, 2004 9:49 pm

War's sense of humor, maturity and intelligence remind me a lot of my little brother's... Wait, shit, hold on. *runs out* *comes back* No, that's not it...
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Postby War » Tue Dec 21, 2004 10:10 pm

Your trier less work of trying to make fun of me is somewhat funny in its self and yet sad to see one try so hard and yet get no were near ones objective.
<WarV> You know what this place needs?
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
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Postby Takarious » Wed Dec 22, 2004 6:45 pm

Congrats Impossible.
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Postby Excell » Wed Dec 22, 2004 9:49 pm

War wrote:Your trier less work of trying to make fun of me is somewhat funny in its self and yet sad to see one try so hard and yet get no were near ones objective.


What the FUCK? :lol:
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Postby Teenr0cker » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:25 pm

I don't even know what war is saying. Tak, you're the acclaimed youngest member of this board. Reach deep into your prepubescent self and try to get yourself into the mindset of war. What the fuck is he saying? I never get what he says.
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