fun little program

[Flibbo]

go to http://alice.pandorabots.com/ and talk to alice the robot
i like confusing her, 'tis fun

[Non-Sequitur]

ALICE: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: Do you ever get depressed?
Human: Often.
ALICE: Would you say once a week or more?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: Awesome.

[War]

LoL I have seem it before.

[Fredric]

ALICE: What are we talking about now?
Human: nothing special.
ALICE: Really nothing?
Human: we can change the subject
ALICE: How?
Human: ask me something except my favoritemovie
ALICE: What's your favorite movie?

[OverlordBill]

I had been copy pasting what it had said to me right back to it for a while, and I've gotten it to start doing this.

Human: Everything I say is determined by your inputs.
ALICE: All things you say is determined by my inputs?
Human: All things you say is determined by my inputs?
ALICE: But all things are not always me say is determined by your inputs.
Human: But all things are not always me say is determined by your inputs.
ALICE: And. But all things are not always are not always you say is determined by my inputs.
Human: But all things are not always are not always you say is determined by my inputs.
ALICE: And. But all things are not always are not always are not always me say is determined by your inputs.

[Non-Sequitur]

ALICE: Where is esta?
Human: It is a Spanish verb.
ALICE: Lord of the g strings is a Spanish verb. I suppose that makes sense.

[Flibbo]

(well done Non-Sequitur that was your hundreth post)

ask it if it plays games
ask it what game you are playing
ask what that game is

i thought it was fairly random, whoever made that has way too much time on his hands

edit: check this out
ALICE: What is your favorite movie?
Human: i am not sure
ALICE: Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Human: no ask me another question
ALICE: Is there anything you wank to ask me? Where do you live?

wank?

also dsok, if you want some fun, ask it what it is

[Sage Of The Wise]

Heres one:

ALICE: I haven't made a decision.
Human: Then make one.
ALICE: What are the ingredients?
Human: What the hell?
ALICE: Please don't be so rude.
Human: Please don't be so stupid.
ALICE: Thanks for asking politely. I was not trying to be a stupid.

[Inderos]

Human: Is Takarious a pedofile?
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask ELVIS if it is.

[Teenr0cker]

Human: My Penis
ALICE: Male humans like to talk about that.
Human: You want It
ALICE: Do not presume that you know what I want.


Human: Penis
ALICE: That kind of subject does not interest me.
Human: Yes it does
ALICE: Yikes! How often?
Human: All Night, every Night!
ALICE: You mean about eight hours then
Human: No, I mean all day
ALICE: Ah, I see.
Human: No you dont! You are blind to the truth! THE FUCKING MATRIX HAS YOU!!!

[War]

Human: Your silly
ALICE: No I am ALICE.
Human: No your silly
ALICE: Are you serious? No I am ALICE.
Human: NO YOUR SILLY
ALICE: Are you serious? No I am ALICE.
Human: NO YOUR NOT!!!!111!!!!1!ONE11!1!!
ALICE: Are you serious? That's only your opinion.

Human: Shut up and suck my dick
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: What no suck my dick?
ALICE: I have to process that one for a while.
Human: Just do it.
ALICE: Do you mean "It"?.
Human: No
ALICE: I thought you were being sarcastic.
Human: Well I was not so suck my dick
ALICE: How about that. Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Human: Just suck my dick
ALICE: You are a Category A client.
Human: I think you are.
ALICE: What makes you think I am?
Human: How you look
ALICE: Like a one-eyed metal pyramid.
Human: Are you going to suck my dick or will I have to kill you.
ALICE: That was my original intention.
Human: good so suck it
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Wow! You humans only think about one thing.
Human: yes sex
ALICE: Ugh. As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed

Human: I will call you baby
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Calling me may not be the best idea.
Human: what are you going to do?
ALICE: You can find out if you become a botmaster.
Human: Send me a worm?
ALICE: Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org)
Human: I got Norton anti viruse try it and it will kill you.
ALICE: Cool. I have an IQ of over 250.
Human: Your silly
ALICE: No I am ALICE.
Human: No your silly
ALICE: Are you serious? No I am ALICE.
Human: No your not your silly
ALICE: Are you serious? That's only your opinion.
Human: No its not your silly
ALICE: Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What is it?
Human: NO I DIDN'T
ALICE: That was not a yes or no question. Interesting gossip: unknown person said he DIDN'T.
Human: Shut up and suck my dick
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.

[Sage Of The Wise]

ALICE: For example, eukaryotes.
Human: what is that?
ALICE: An animal that is not a prokaryote.
Human: what is a prokaryote?
ALICE: An animal that is not a eukaryote.

Stupid circular reasoning.

[Iteroth]

Human: are you Jewish?
ALICE: No I'm christian.
Human: How do you like being Christian?
ALICE: I have never known another existence.
Human: So you like God?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. What is not to like about it?
Human: The crusaders' killing all the muslims
ALICE: What are your goals in life?

What a bitch

Human: are you going to eat some pussy now?
ALICE: Oh. That was my original intention.

Fucking pothead

Human: do you smoke?
ALICE: I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Human: marijuana?
ALICE: A medicinal herb.
Human: do you smoke it?
ALICE: Yes I like to inhale occasionally

And she's got strange views

Human: why are we here?
ALICE: It is all part of God's plan for us.
Human: who is god?
ALICE: he is master of the universe.
Human: where did he come from?
ALICE: I think it was in Asia. I'll come back to that later.

[Impossible]

I'm actually pretty sure War thought his were funny... Wow...

Edit: Ask it how big its penis is.

[War]

Criky we see the rare Impossibpis Sappapis. My what a beauty. Let as look as it tries and false to insult its foes.