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Postby Fitz Tayo » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:34 pm

OverlordBill wrote:Am I a valuable asset?


Well... you're not valuable, yet alone an asset... the ass part though...
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Postby War » Fri Dec 31, 2004 5:36 pm

Yes, we need to have strayed for strayed is the source of all love in Crestfallen.
<WarV> You know what this place needs?
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Fri Dec 31, 2004 10:42 pm

some one once told me I was a valuable asset to the band. He was drunk.
Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
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Postby War » Sat Jan 01, 2005 12:31 pm

Must have been dead drunk.
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<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sat Jan 01, 2005 7:47 pm

He may have been stoned too.
Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
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Postby War » Sat Jan 01, 2005 9:58 pm

He probably was. Did he die after that? He would have had to be ODed to do something like that.
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<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sat Jan 01, 2005 11:11 pm

Even worse. He went to college.
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Postby War » Sun Jan 02, 2005 12:35 am

I bet it was a state college.
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<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sun Jan 02, 2005 3:21 am

He went to a really bad college. The kind that at seminars, they tell you how great it is to take a crap college for a year or two, then go to a real college! It was some community college
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