Well,
of course it does.

Everyone knows that snow falls in massive blobs overnight, and then just like on TV for the next day. It's not annoying at all, and it always looks completely perfect.
Today I came to Washington, and went through the ingenious security system. I already mentioned it before, IIRC, but I didn't go into much detail. See, because my family looks like a bunch of terrorists, they have to search our bags and check our crotches with metal detectors before every damn plane flight. I miss the days when common sense was.
Here there isn't a computer, but I do have Internet access on my brother's laptop - minimizing everything every 10 fucking seconds when he walks past.
We rented a car here, so we spent the afternoon driving around looking at stuff near the White House, although we couldn't actually get near it, just some nearby buildings.
For dinner we went to an American BBQ place, and attempted to have about 6 different sauces with my meal. This all would've been great, but the food itself was made in "East Carolina" sauce, which is sickly and crappy.
On the way there, I went past a restaurant that said "Ethiopian Cuisine". What the FUCK is Ethiopian Cuisine? A dish with a bit of dirty water in it, and maybe some bread or a potato if you're lucky? Oh, well, I didn't really "feel like" "Ethiopian Cuisine". I mean, I just had it the other day... Jesus, what the hell is it? Ethiopian Cuisine is NOTHING! They don't HAVE ANY FOOD there!
It was actually quite funny, if you saw it...[/list]