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Postby War » Fri Jan 14, 2005 9:19 pm

You can't summon a badass thingie if your not badass.
<WarV> You know what this place needs?
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
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Postby Exiled » Fri Jan 14, 2005 9:38 pm

*cracks knuckles*
Oh here we go :)
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sat Jan 15, 2005 12:41 am

Oh, trust me, it is very much possible my friend. All I must do in order to summon the badass thingie without me being a badass, IYO, I simply need to sacrifice one creature and tap 2 mountains. :twisted:
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Postby Takarious » Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:10 pm

I'm more badass than you'll ever be War. :wink:
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Postby Glenn47 » Sat Jan 15, 2005 10:47 pm

*Glenn will now be impersonating a timely character, known only ask bikkel.*

*Runs into the room*
*Steals Teen's Card.*
*Casts unholy death of darkness, burning teen into a crisp.*
"Now that's how I like'em! Medium rare!" bikkel chuckles. bikkel then flies away to save the lives of rabbits while being incredibly gay and idiotic.


Ratings? I think I accidentaly threw in some personal views near the end though. Or.....maybe just common knowledge.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sat Jan 15, 2005 11:05 pm

Which activates my Anti-fagundo card. Bikkel then dies a horrible and slow death in the poo vat.
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Sat Jan 15, 2005 11:20 pm

U CAN DO IT TEEN BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sat Jan 15, 2005 11:46 pm

"It all depends on whether or not I win this coin toss," Teen said, staring at the coin in his hand. Teen flicked his wrist and everyone watched the coin ascend and descend. Teen was too busy admiring how shiney the coin looked to catch it. He snapped out of it and looked that the coin that now lay on the floor. Heads: He wins. Bikkel was then lowered into the poo vat and Teen used the blending mode and turned it to Pure'e.
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Postby War » Sun Jan 16, 2005 10:58 am

Takarious wrote:I'm more badass than you'll ever be War. :wink:


HAHAHAHA you make me laugh little man.
<WarV> You know what this place needs?
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
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Postby Glenn47 » Sun Jan 16, 2005 1:19 pm

Sad, two people who aren't at all badass argueing over who is more badass.
War, your 0 badass points isn't higher than Taka's 0 badass points. Otherwise you could say that there's no such thing as the Earthen Goddess. Or something.
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Postby War » Sun Jan 16, 2005 5:17 pm

You both are idiots who can't read.
<WarV> You know what this place needs?
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:15 pm

Damn, this topic had potential too.
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