The Sword, The Girl, and Rhue. Last time.

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

Everything but the grenades is just you, Flibbo. Nothing says friendship like incinerating them.

[Sage Of The Wise]

yeah but freinds always do stuff like that
jokey put downs, pretend insults, light-hearted plasma 'nades

or is that just me?

Thats why I said it could just be an act.

[EmperorJeramyu]

Lun and Cocoa have been making cracks at each other since the days of Crestfallen Inception.

The best of friends always insult and disrespect each other as much as possible.

How could any of you actually take Cocoa seriously?

[Flibbo]

was anyone actually taking him seriously?

[Sage Of The Wise]

Not really.

[Teenr0cker]

How could any of you actually take Cocoa seriously?

You get really drunk, have a heart attack, take a bullet to the right teste, contract a STD, get thrown towards the earth from high orbit, crash your comp, listen to EMO music, gnaw on a shoe, construct a house of paperclips, enjoy reading "As I lay Dying", get an ulcer, pass 7 bowlingball-sized kidney stones, refuse casual sex with a hot girl, reattempt the acts portrayed in "Supersize Me!", discover how they get those little 'm's on the "m&m"s candies, give a crap about the NGage, admire Navi the Fairy from OoT, go on a Jihad (and fail miserably), decifer the REAL truth behind Verb's quietness, play pikmin the rest of your life, expell said kidney stones on Lun's good name, AND have a conversation with DraconSlayer all night long while getting beaten by a bag of rabid and irritable cats all at the same time. Presto: you'll have respect for War and/or Cocoa.


Side effects may include: headache, vomiting, temporary insanity, perminant insanity, minor bloating, cramps, itchy feet, bloodshot eyes, loss of and/or thinning hair, mood swings, runny nose, facial blemishes, pale skin, delayed reaction, fever, rash, lack of energy, lower IQ, bad karma, lower post count, lack of computer skillz, urges to play neopets, excessive hair growth, lack of erection, decreasing of manhood, bad CHI, bad Feng Shui, tooth decay, lice, chest pains, desire to lick Ricky Martin's right nipple, lower house resale value, bad automobile transmission, intolerance of alcohol, lack of literacy, MORE STD's, spontanious combustion, chills, lack of appitite, lack of sense of humor, seeing illusions, lowering paychecks and/or GPA, loss of vision or hearing, desire to listen to AFI, achey bones, strep throat, reoccuring computer virusi, spam, your parents finding your pr0n, internal bleeding, uncontrollable bowel movements, desire to lick Ricky Martin's LEFT nipple, de ja vu, bad stock portfolios, an overal soreness, a fear of duct tape, an addiction to glue, poverty, constant 404 errors, that hitman finally catching up to you, alien invasion, desire to go to GW, desire to be a good christian, excessive weight gain, head explodie, demonic levitation, fleas, lack of respect for Bill, being shunned and hated by many, finding an interest in "The one ring to rule them all", lightheadedness, paranoia, twitching, lower back pains, addiction to consuming clay, desire to buy piratable software, ringworms, cancer, tumors, being on the "naughty list", growing a third nipple, having an overall good amount of respect for the French, sweaty feet, nailbiting, paper jam, grey facial hair, and a slight tingle.

[Impossible]

Yep, that sounds like Evan100.