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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:29 am

I remember last year I got a big stuffed bear from some chick I didn't even know.

I sold it and bought some Dr.Pepper.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:46 am

How did you sell a huge stuffed bear?
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Postby Greatchickenman » Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:42 am

How else do you sell a giant teddy bear?

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Postby Flibbo » Tue Feb 15, 2005 8:20 am

just another random groupie huh Jeramyu?
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Postby Takarious » Tue Feb 15, 2005 8:21 am

I frankly don't believe in Valentines day... To me, investing my time and money into a woman is for the most part useless providing that I can pay a whore to give me the end result promptly. Personally, I think that all women in general are whores seeing as it most of the time money equates to how much ass you get. While I do agree they do have to hold some kind of emotional attatchment and money for the most part does not necessarily buy love, I still have to contest that money buys opportunity for love, which is just as good. All I say is that all woman in the end will whore themselves, and the only thing marrying them changes is that you become their whore. Conclusion: WE ARE ALL PROSTITUTES


Oh, and Inderos was meaning to say he. I suppose that was a typo. :lol:
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Postby Telephalsion » Tue Feb 15, 2005 9:37 am

Takarious, If a girl saw that you'd be single for life... anyways.

It's a great day, an excuse to do something special for a special someone. Unfortunately I don't have one so I'm jsut stuck in the regular depression most of us have this time of year.

It's great though, candy prices are down!
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Postby Teenr0cker » Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:50 am

Telephalsion wrote:It's great though, candy prices are down!


Yay! Time to go to SavOn! ( you can count on people who care!...and have candy)
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Postby Impossible » Wed Feb 16, 2005 12:05 am

Inderos wrote:People still give roses because girls love them. I gave my girlfriend a dozen roses, a box of chocolate from See's, and a book. She's quite pleased :).


Jesus... Chocolate? Worst. Present. Ever.
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Postby Takarious » Wed Feb 16, 2005 1:06 am

Yep, you pretty much just called her fat.
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Postby Telephalsion » Wed Feb 16, 2005 1:21 am

not really, if you gave her milk-chocolate it's just fatty, real chocolate (70% cocoa and up) are healthy and actually contains a substance very similar to amfetamine.
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Postby Vaylos » Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:14 am

I'm kinda a v-day bah humbug type as well :P But it's kinda nice having dinner with your significant other nonetheless.

We went to a place in town called Sawamura. They do table-cooking there. (no i don't know the official name for it) Nice place to eat, if a little more expensive. We were originally planning on hitting Carraba's, but there was a two hour wait >_< So as I was trying to think of places, the table cooker place came to mind.

Anyhoo, she got me a card, and a little stuffed frog, which i guess is kinda cute. It's sitting on my monitor right now teehee ^_^

Erhm...*ahem* I'm sappy about the girl, and her getting me something, not about v-day :P yeah....that's it....right...uhm....yeah....jesus i need sleep. *hits bed*
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Postby Ryan » Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:06 am

valentines day is just an excuse to buy something for your girlfriend. And if you don't and you have a prissy ass girlfriend that cries over every little thing like half the high school girls your in deep shit and your also a fucking idiot for dating one.
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Postby Exiled » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:36 am

I don't see why everyone is so depressed over V-Day...
I personally like the holiday.
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Postby Inderos » Wed Feb 16, 2005 10:22 am

Impossible wrote:
Inderos wrote:People still give roses because girls love them. I gave my girlfriend a dozen roses, a box of chocolate from See's, and a book. She's quite pleased :).


Jesus... Chocolate? Worst. Present. Ever.


Your opinion is invalid because you already admitted to having failed with women so far. I like how you looked at one of the three parts my gift consisted off, and try to put it down. I know for a fact that while my girlfriend was most interested in the book, she still enjoyed the chocolate. Before you question my ways with women, go get your first kiss from some Aussie slut.

Takarious wrote:Yep, you pretty much just called her fat.



Wrong. If I dated stupid cunts who try to analyze every little thing you do, then she would have thought I were calling her fat.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Wed Feb 16, 2005 12:40 pm

I hate girls like that, you get them chocolate, they think you think they like chocolate, which is true, but therefore they are fat, so you say something perfectly like "Okay I'll get you something else" or "Oh what, these? These are mine, you're present comes later." and they get all prissy about it and then an argument comences.... well I say argument, they shout at you for a while.

In the end... they think you have relationship issues and you're forced to spend more time doing what they want to do... mostly carrying bags for them.
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