Alright, I was going through my desk yesterday, looking for porno mags or something, when I found my old "Parking Violation" Tickets I used to use frequently. Now, these are no ordinary violations. In fact, I would deliberately try to get a parking ticket if I knew they would be in the following format:
________________ - __________________________
State - License Number
__________________ - __________________________
Time - Make of Automobile
This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would recieve two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides, I don't like domineering egotistical or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these catagories.
I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.) Also, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
With My Compliments
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by Teenr0cker » Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:57 pm
Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
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by HolsteinCow » Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:59 pm
i like to spank-rape eight-year old boys 
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." (Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio)
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by OverlordBill » Sun Feb 13, 2005 4:03 pm
Holstein. You are done. Don't shit up topics that have potential prank material in them.
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by HolsteinCow » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:00 pm
OverlordBill wrote:Holstein. You are done. Don't shit up topics that have potential prank material in them.
But when a Roofucker posts on this board, I have to make at least ONE refence to pædophilia.
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." (Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio)
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by Sage Of The Wise » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:07 pm
Hold down Alt and pres 145 on the number pad, then let go of Alt.
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
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by Impossible » Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:23 am
The only combination I ever remembered was Alt + 168¿ But I guess this ælso works.
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by Teenr0cker » Tue Feb 15, 2005 1:13 am
HolsteinCow wrote:OverlordBill wrote:Holstein. You are done. Don't shit up topics that have potential prank material in them.
But when a Roofucker posts on this board, I have to make at least ONE refence to pædophilia.
A roofucker? As in one who fucks Kangaroos? Impossible, you're the expert here. Which is a kangaroo and which one isn't?
or
Because I seem to lean towards the second one. So, we can conclude, if I COULD fuck, I would fuck a chick, and not a 'Roo'.
(visual aides always help)
Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
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by HolsteinCow » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:53 pm
Teenr0cker wrote:
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"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." (Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio)
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by Greatchickenman » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:34 pm
Congratulations, you've made a bunch of 13 year olds happy 
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by Teenr0cker » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:35 pm
I might be more partial to blondes...
Glenn might wanna stay off this topic for awhile...
Keep em Kosher. For now....
Glenn might wanna stay off this topic for awhile...
Keep em Kosher. For now....
Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
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