Valentines Day

[Occurrence of Something]

I don't see why everyone is so depressed over V-Day...
I personally like the holiday.

Well, alot of people are losers without girlfriends, and they're reminded of how completely and utterly alone they feel. Or that's the case with me, anyway.

The best way to get over V-Day depression is to look at porn, as well as laugh at other people who are even lonelier than you are. Maybe throw rocks at them. And then, more porn.

[Excell]

His girl is hooooooooot. He probly banged her like 50 times on VDay.

[OverlordBill]

People still give roses because girls love them. I gave my girlfriend a dozen roses, a box of chocolate from See's, and a book. She's quite pleased .

Jesus... Chocolate? Worst. Present. Ever.

Your opinion is invalid because you already admitted to having failed with women so far. I like how you looked at one of the three parts my girl consisted off, and try to put it down. I know for a fact that while my girlfriend was most interested in the book, she still enjoyed the chocolate. Before you question my ways with women, go get your first kiss from some Aussie slut.

Yep, you pretty much just called her fat.

Wrong. If I dated stupid cunts who try to analyze every little thing you do, then she would have thought I were calling her fat.

I knew Inderos could only get a date with an inflatable woman.

[Excell]

Inderos, you wish you could get half the girl Exiled's girl is.

And yes, I know, that had nothing to do with the previous discussion.

[Inderos]

I meant gift.

[Takarious]

Being a shit to Inderos is beginning to lose its fun. I think I'll start to hone in on Just or maybe Ryan for a change. And Exiled has a girlfriend? Last time I checked not even his mom loved him. Kidding of course...

And Tele, although your words speak true, I am by no means stupid. Women live their lives in lie and to tell them the truth would be to make an eternal enemy. See by your logic, if I was incorrect, they would be smart enough to just shrug it off as me jesting. But obviously, after knowing that I know what they know, they'd want nothing to do with me. You see, relationships are all about control. And most women, being the vain harlets that they are, thrive on turning every man they come into contact a whipped little bitch like Glenn (I'm kidding bro >_<). See if they know off the bat that I know what their planning on doing, then of course they have nothing to do with me, because their goal has already failed. The trick is to build your relationships on a foundation of deceit until she steps into the bear trap of your guile and submits to the realization that she will never become the tyrant she hopes to be. Obviously what I say does not hold 100% universal truth, I'll never step up and say it does, but this applies to SO MANY RELATIONSHIPS that you see. Anyhow, flame away guys, I'll ready some pop-corn.

[Impossible]

Being a shit to Inderos NEVER loses its fun. We already know so much about him. Like, he has a shallow girlfriend who either wants sex or is as stupid and simple-minded as Inderos is to enjoy his crappy gifts. Or she may be inflatable.

Haha, now I'm waiting for Inderos to get his girlfriend to post here.

[Inderos]

Being a shit to Inderos NEVER loses its fun. We already know so much about him. Like, he has a shallow girlfriend who either wants sex or is as stupid and simple-minded as Inderos is to enjoy his crappy gifts. Or she may be inflatable.

Haha, now I'm waiting for Inderos to get his girlfriend to post here.

It's quite funny that so much of your life is centered around these boards that you'd think I'd go to the trouble to ask my girlfriend to talk to you. Although if you ever met her, Impossible, I'm sure you'd be too shy to say anything. As for her wanting sex- she does. There's nothing wrong with having a healthy sexual relationship with my girlfriend as long as her and I connect on an intellectual level as well. I think you need to grow up and stop being such an elitest, Impossible. You obviously don't know what girls want, so shut the fuck up until you get your first kiss.

[Exiled]

My mom doesn't love me, but others do.
I rely more on my friends for support.

[Porter]

I love you.......

[Exiled]

I love you.......

My point exactly.

[Takarious]

Hahahaha Inderos... You realize that Impossible could single handedly destroy you even without me jumping in. His flaming prowess are among the higher caliber on this board. Anyhow, continue on this two, your abusive words bring peace to my sadist soul.

[Telephalsion]

you're all fucktards, save for the cool people

[Takarious]

Where'd that come from Tele >_<

[Fitz Tayo]

I love you.......

God damnit Porter, I thought I was the only one!