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Postby Porter » Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:27 pm

Did I just drink 2 beers in the shower before I go out tonight?

I'm alcoholic and proud of it. Who else is?
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Postby Exiled » Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:39 pm

I drink for the occasion.
So I guess I'm not. :cry:
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Postby Iteroth » Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:52 pm

you should be ashamed. i can't beleieve... wait, yeah, i love alcohol too

nevermind :roll:

i have also recently found out how to make an alcoholic beverage with vodka and marijuana that takes the best of both worlds down in a few shots

yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhh downward spiral of substance abuse

edit: exiled, a suitable occasion would be drinking alcohol to celebrate having alcohol, or even to celebrate having just finished drinking alcohol
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Postby Teenr0cker » Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:35 pm

I am the anti-porter of alcohol as of this time....for now... But I support your ways fully Porter.
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Postby Lord_Ehrgeiz » Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:04 pm

good day, my name is Max. i'm alcoholic.
other patients: "Hi, Max!"
:D :D :D :D
but, 2 beers is alcohol? :? i drink 2 beers (1 litr) on my specially boring colege lesson - economy something blablabla. and only feeling i get - that i need go to the restroom. other thing is weekend. 4 boutles of "vodka" for 6-th idiots... :roll:
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Postby Takarious » Fri Feb 18, 2005 12:40 am

Does drinking hard shit alone oftenly make me an alchoholic? :?
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Postby Impossible » Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:25 am

I think Ehrgeiz is always drunk...

Porter is just stupid.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Fri Feb 18, 2005 11:37 am

Booze in the shower! BRILLIANT IDEA! And all this time I've been rushing in and out of the shower to the fridge.

Now I'm getting my a mini-bar in the bathroom. Or a shower in the kitchen... Hmmm? It's a toughie.
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:42 pm

Why not do both?
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Fri Feb 18, 2005 3:17 pm

Man, you guys are on a role, my Stupid-O-Metre only broke seven times today!
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Postby OverlordBill » Fri Feb 18, 2005 3:22 pm

ONLY SEVEN?! THIS PROBLEM MUST BE FIXED! ENGAGE IRC MODE!!!

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Postby Porter » Fri Feb 18, 2005 4:39 pm

Fitz Tayo wrote:Booze in the shower! BRILLIANT IDEA! And all this time I've been rushing in and out of the shower to the fridge.

Now I'm getting my a mini-bar in the bathroom. Or a shower in the kitchen... Hmmm? It's a toughie.


heh, you should see the mini-fridge in my living room so I don't have to run all the way to the kitchen.

And seriously, if you want to get started, take a couple beers in the shower, slam em, and you can get a buzz going before you get out. I can't believe I thought of it. You're pretty much ready to take on the night.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:22 pm

This is a true story. Here's the easier-on-the-eyes version:

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Postby Fitz Tayo » Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:37 pm

Porter... you're a genius.
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Postby Lord_Ehrgeiz » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:37 pm

Impossible wrote:I think Ehrgeiz is always drunk...

hey, you not so far from the truth!
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