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Postby Porter » Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:17 pm

Back to Impossible's story everyone.
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:18 pm

Impossible's novelization is kickass and he should be placed in a cage and forced to write it until he's done.
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Postby OverlordBill » Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:26 pm

Speaking of being forced to write... Get to work Jeramyu. You've had a nice break. We can stand a few hours without you in #theway so you can write and entertain us like the bitch you are. I mean kindly court jester. Whatever. Get to writing like Impossible and his overly complex story.
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Postby Just » Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:25 pm

Impossible, i love your adaptation of the Way series. it's really very good. no stephen king, but close enough. :D

Inderos, you're stupid. you try taking a superior series like the Way and turning it into a descriptive novelization, and see how far you get. :wink:

Jeramyu, while we are discussing fictions, i guess i could bring up Eternal Horizon. during the first chapter, it looked like nothing special: boy leaving settlement, departs from family, comes across new characters, etc. etc. but in the second chapter, you start puttign in back story. (i love my back story, yes i do). you speak of the Guided and how they are searching for Solice, and about Solice's sister Serra. i'm starting to like it.

out of all the fictions, i'm gonna have to say that i like Guilf's the least. its too hard to follow. i KINDA see what he's trying to get at, but it just really makes you use your brain. and not in a good way either. read it and see what i mean.

whoo hoo. it's fiction season! :D
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Postby Impossible » Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:49 pm

EmperorJeramyu wrote:P.S. You're a fucking pompous asshole and you need be shot. Several times. In the face.

So true.

Thanks for the support from everyone else (the bone idea still doesn't work, by the way). I submitted the new version completed up to chapter 3, and Lun updated the day after, and yet he didn't put it in...
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Tue Mar 01, 2005 6:43 am

How far does chapter 3 get to?
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Postby Berserker » Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:11 am

For the dungeons, you could pinpoint one or two features and skip the rest.
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Postby Takarious » Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:58 am

Lay off Inderos. It's actually pretty decent as I said earlier. I just think he could apply a bit of literary device. Other than that, it's better that pretty much every other faucet of feces I come across from "online creative" writing. Shouldn't you be fagging up your Justin Timberlake fan forums Inderos?
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Postby Impossible » Wed Mar 02, 2005 12:37 am

Chapter 3 goes up to Rhue and Traziun entering the cave. 4 will be about the cave itself, and 5 the encounter with Lyrra.
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Postby ReverentSharp » Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:44 pm

Impossible, do I have to lock you into the basement with an computer and a sandwich in order for you to get this thing done? Start typing, slave!

Wait, speaking of getting things done, ONWARD TO THE REBEARD FICTION!
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Postby OverlordBill » Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:47 pm

Who the hell are you and why are you ordering around those cooler than yourself?
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Postby Greatchickenman » Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:56 pm

OMG! ITS CHIP!
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Postby Porter » Wed Mar 02, 2005 4:28 pm

I IPed him, and it's Chip, Just, Reverend Sharp.

But mostly he's Just.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Wed Mar 02, 2005 7:32 pm

So Just is Chip reincarnate. What a turn of events.
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:54 pm

Speaking of Just, did I miss somthing or did he just fall of the face of the board?
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