The continuing saga of "Wrong Way"! Season Two!

[Deltaway]

Which is exactly why you can't read, because I said several times that by no means is "said said said said said said" a good thing to do, but using innappropriate words just for the sake of having different words is bad.

Wow, did Impossible just make a spelling error?

[OverlordBill]

Wow. Did you just come out of nowhere and critique and oldbie? YES. I THINK YOU DID. Impossible may be a pompous asshole, but he's our pompous asshole. Jeramyu denies it vehemently and breaks up all of the secret meetings we hold, but yes. We do have a class system based on the time you've been here.

So stoofoo. And Germs. Try writing in different styles. Like noir or reality show. It's something I've tried a few times before and it seems to work. If you rewrite the chapter fifty bajillion times, eventually you'll come up with a good point or two that you can combine.

[EmperorJeramyu]

Jeramyu denies it vehemently and breaks up all of the secret meetings we hold, but yes. We do have a class system based on the time you've been here.

Uh... what? I don't recall vehmently denying any secret organizations lately. Unless... you brainwashed me...

And Germs. Try writing in different styles. Like noir or reality show. It's something I've tried a few times before and it seems to work. If you rewrite the chapter fifty bajillion times, eventually you'll come up with a good point or two that you can combine.

Ah, now there's some actual advice. I've always wanted to experiment like that. Not sure why I never tried it before, but thanks for the tip.

Anyway, I have a novel idea. I'll just keep this topic locked, and unlock it whenever I need to post a segment. Evidently, we can't even comment without uneeded scrutiny, so I think it's best just to let things rest. If people want to continue arguing, do it by PM.

[EmperorJeramyu]

"I don't know!"

Fitz pryed open a lid of a barrel for no reason, hiding inside was the master of cynicism and assholeness, Impossible.
“You bastard! You revealed my location to the world! Now I have to conceal myself again!” He splorginlewhasaphranxed.
“I could just cover it up again.” Fitz expulsiamated. “Oh wait, the smell. Yeah. Sorry about that.”
“Now I’m pissed!” Impossible kerbloinklejoinyeded. “<_< >_> >_<… >_>_>_>_>_>_>_>_>_>_>_>_>_>”
The >_> beam blew through a wall and exploded a crowd of furries. Impossible relinquished the experience further by making fun of the remains. A crowd of furry police began to swarm into the area. Impossible escaped by transmuting a wall into a bubble bath. The furries became distracted by the bubbles, playing in them in a very disturbing matter.
Holstein rolled into the scene. “Jesus loves everyone except you. It’s in the bible.” He fapadwanded, eating the furries.

Glenn stopped to rest. “Man, being ghetto sure is hard. Perhaps I better try out something else.”
Jeramyu rounded the corner and spotted Glenn. “Uh oh. I don’t like you.”
Glenn stammered for a few minutes to think up something to say. An idea came to his head. “I’M GOING TO RAPE YOU!!!” He shooplewooped.
Jeramyu stared at Glenn for a few seconds. “What?”
“Damn! Wrong personality!” opelwoyed Glenn.

Bill was busy reveling in his victory. He levitated up in the air, and began stabbing random people and collecting their remains.
“So, I take it this is the ‘people screwing around in the stands’ episode?” blorfljoinked Exiled.
“No… this is the STAB PUNY MORTALS EPSIODE!!” Bill yorfed aloud, attracting the attention of more furry police.
The crestfallen all met up, being chased from all sides. An army of furry police surrounded them.
“Hey guys!” A furry police florbed, “Plz stop ok. We don’t like to fight ^-^!!”
“OMG!! Look! That cow!!” Orfulbloinked another furry. “Hay! Cow! I made a furry anime pic and fanfic about u!”
Holstein watched in horror as a furry version of him was produced. But that was it. That was the breaking point. Holstein Cow ripped the most giganto super fart in the history of giganto farts.
Fortunately, a plot hole diverted the gasses from the crestfallen, and all the furry guards instantly dropped dead when their small intestines leaped up through their throats, and straddled their brains.

An angry Luna etc. I don’t feel like copying and pasting the full name whatever, appeared before the group.
“STOP DOING THAT!!!” He torped.
The crestfallen sneered with sneeryness.
“If you don’t stop, you’re all disqualified.” The furry blakaschapled.
“Aw. All right. Fine. But we get to make sacrifices to Zalbak with their remains.” Jeramyu 4-384580-ed.

The grouped eventually calmed down and dispersed.
“Insert funny ending line here.” Bill aklgaljkag84=a’g;a’g;o4-08ypaoaklthisreallygotoldbythesecondtime490-23kgafgjagilaerhelrhped.