Spring Break

[Porter]

For the first half. Here are the numbers since Friday in my home city of Wausau.

Beers consumed: 78
Shots taken: 13
Girls dry humped: 9
Out-drunk by Dad: 2
Out-drank Dad: 0
Laid: ................
.
0

Yes, I went to the dance club with my 22 year old sister and got drunk. Judgement is excellent.
It's back to Appleton tomorrow, I'm betting the numbers will change.

Anyone else on spring break? I love it.

[Non-Sequitur]

My Spring Break ended a while ago. Everything on that list is a zero for me.
Edit: Now that I think about it, everything on the list is also a zero for my whole life.

[Teenr0cker]

You and me Sequitur. You and me.



Define "Dry-hump" Porter...You've caught my attention. Plus...how did you keep track of these things?

[Iteroth]

last week for me...
I had to go to driver's ed during the day, and I partied my ass off at night

Let's see... highlights included

- smoking weed every single night for 10 days
- drinking many times, lots of different kinds of alcohol
- smoking a joint for 39 and a half minutes straight
- my friend's day buying us a fuckload of cheap, dirty beer..
- him letting us drink it in his basement...
..then showing us his stash
- dropping acid and consequently staying up 35 + hours, then seeing a movie that sucked ass
- then sleeping for 20 hours and going back to school

and there's a lot I don't remember

now some advice for porter:
party your fucking ass off
or else I will DIE

[Impossible]

Why must people insist on trying to kill themselves?

[Iteroth]

because it's amazing fun

[Porter]

Dry Hump: Humping with your clothes on, mostly done at dance clubs. Bumpin, grindin' it's usually called.

I always count how many beers and shots I take. Strange obsession. Also I count how many girls I dance with at clubs, another compulsive thing.

Plus I know my dad can drink me under the table any day. He has like 35 years experience on me.

[Strayed Wanderer]

Porter has a sister?

[Excell]

I want a pic Porter.

[Takarious]

Wow, you tripped 35 hours straight? Damn, I have trouble staying on that shit for over 8 hours at a time.

[Vaylos]

our spring break was first week of march heh. Not too much exciting in my life.

Hours Spent with girlfriend: 12 (she still had lab work and such over the break)

Hours Spent gaming: 80+
Pages Read: 600+
Music Written: 0

Beers/alcohol consumed: 0 (I don't drink anyways)
Smokes: 0 (I don't smoke either)

I'm generally a mellow non-partying kinda guy. Well, that, and I live out in the boonies. Anyways, clubs aren't my style. Not much point in going if you don't dance or get hammered, or have less than 3 friends.

Generally it was a good spring break. Quite relaxing. Even though I didn't find any inspiration for writing my music, I did do some practicing of my bamboo flute, and the trumpet

[Porter]

Ever play the skin flute?

[ReaperGal]

This last week was pretty easy. The only guys still on campus who are either too shy to hit on me, or too socially inept. So I can be sweeter and nice to the poor geeks. But now, the oversexed jocks who think they're gods gift to the world are back. I have to get back into frigid bitch mode again.

[Sage Of The Wise]

My spring break hasn't even started yet, It starts on Friday.

[Porter]

The only guys still on campus who are either too shy to hit on me, or too socially inept.

My guess would be that they just don't have the hots for you. In fact, they probably fall into the greater demographic of the males on campus who share the same sexual attraction levels.