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The Fag-Bomb is no longer science fiction.

Postby HolsteinCow » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:29 pm

Fortunately, the Pentagon saved us all from fucking eachother by rejecting the idea for the weapon. Thank the Gods.

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Postby Otaku No Anime » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:35 pm

The one that makes your skin sensitive to the sun doesn't seem too bad though...
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Postby Greatchickenman » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:54 pm

Dude. The Fag-bomb is way old. I heard about that at least a year ago.
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Postby Excell » Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:05 pm

Some of them don't seem too bad actually. As long as it's non-lethal and non-permanent I'm fine with it. The research is cheap too.
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Postby Glenn47 » Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:59 pm

Does that mean you wouldn't mind being bombed with a sex urge?

Wait...what if there were tons of women around you? That'd be kinda...well, they didn't go through with it anyway, so...

Damn. :D



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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:40 pm

If that is real, it is quite odd.
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Postby OverlordBill » Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:41 pm

Make love not war.

(Really War. Go die.)
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Postby Porter » Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:07 pm

Glenn47 wrote:Does that mean you wouldn't mind being bombed with a sex urge?

Wait...what if there were tons of women around you? That'd be kinda...well, they didn't go through with it anyway, so...

Damn. :D



:lol:


As long as it happens at college, I'd soo be down with the sex urge bomb.
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Postby Impossible » Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:10 am

Otaku, change your fucking avatar. It's scaring me.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Tue Apr 19, 2005 2:30 am

Impossible wrote:Otaku, change your fucking avatar. It's scaring me.



But....but...so cuuuuuute!!!!^____________________^
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Postby Greatchickenman » Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:16 am

Didn't Otaku used to have a fetish for Japanese schoolgirls? I thought you were talking about the older kind of schoolgirls. I dunno...
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Postby Telephalsion » Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:15 am

Glenn47 wrote:Does that mean you wouldn't mind being bombed with a sex urge?

Wait...what if there were tons of women around you? That'd be kinda...well, they didn't go through with it anyway, so...

Damn. :D



:lol:



Short story: A bear and a squirrel found a magic lamp and were given three wishes each. The following thing happned.
Bear: I wish i was the hottest bear in the forest, no in the entire world!
Squirrel: I wish I had a motorcycle.
Bear: I wish all the bears except for me were females.
Squirrel: I wish I had a helmet.
Bear: I wish all bears loved me!
Squirrel: I wish the bear was gay.
And the squirrel hopped on his motorcycle and drove off.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Tue Apr 19, 2005 10:18 am

Go Squirrels!
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Postby Glenn47 » Tue Apr 19, 2005 9:06 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

That's the best joke ever. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Teenr0cker » Wed Apr 20, 2005 2:09 am

I love that one :lol:
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