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Children's Books That Never Made It

Postby Sage Of The Wise » Wed Apr 20, 2005 6:42 pm

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
29. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
30. Are You My Proctologist?

REJECTED DR. SEUSS BOOKS:

1. One bitch, Two bitch, Dead bitch, You bitch
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
3. Fox In Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Hires a Ho
6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?
9. The Cat in the Blender
10. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Hell Out!
11. Yentl the Lentil
12. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
13. Aunts in My Pants
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
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Postby Glenn47 » Wed Apr 20, 2005 6:48 pm

HAHAHA.

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry.

That list is awesome.
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Re: Children's Books That Never Made It

Postby Strayed Wanderer » Wed Apr 20, 2005 8:48 pm

Sage Of The Wise wrote:
29. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil


Dude, I remember that book.
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Thu Apr 21, 2005 1:09 pm

Your parents must have really loved you if they gave you that.
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Postby FQGamer » Mon May 16, 2005 8:45 am

sheer awesomeness.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Mon May 16, 2005 3:02 pm

Thank you for bringing back a topic from a month ago simply to type in two words of spam which had nothing at all to do with the topic.
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Postby Excell » Mon May 16, 2005 3:14 pm

Thanks for insulting him for no reason....what he did wasn't that big of a deal.
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Postby Glenn47 » Mon May 16, 2005 3:35 pm

As long as it's on the first page, it can be brought back. He didn't insult anyone with "sheer awesomeness."

Plus I had a chance to re-read the list. I had been thinking about it lately.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Mon May 16, 2005 4:14 pm

but I just didn't get it. Why reply with just that? How hard could it have been for him to say something with just a few more words?
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Postby Excell » Mon May 16, 2005 4:15 pm

He probly just wanted to revive the topic.
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Postby OverlordBill » Mon May 16, 2005 4:57 pm

Why don't we just stop posting here and let this topic sink back to the bottom?
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