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A plan for the improvement of spelling

Postby RentACop » Wed Apr 20, 2005 6:15 pm

by Mark Twain

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.

Generally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeiniing voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x"— bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez —tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivili.

Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev alojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
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Postby Glenn47 » Wed Apr 20, 2005 6:20 pm

Beautiful. If you're giving up pronouncing near the end, try reading it out loud or mouthing the words.
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Postby OverlordBill » Wed Apr 20, 2005 6:27 pm

I've seen one of those with Arnold Schwarzenhappenbagenwhoever and it's all HEIL HITLER and shit.
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Postby CJ » Wed Apr 20, 2005 6:35 pm

WTF? mate
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Postby Teenr0cker » Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:32 pm

Scwarzennegger? Haven't seen that one...
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Re: A plan for the improvement of spelling

Postby Dr. Casey » Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:48 pm

RentACop wrote:orxogrefkl xrewawt


I can't figure these two out...

Alright, I think the second one's througout. What the fuck's that first one?
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Postby Impossible » Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:31 pm

OLD'D DELL DUDE JESUS DINOSAURS!

Fuck, I did it again. >_< God, though, I saw that ages ago.
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Postby fwacho » Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:38 pm

you all should read 1984.
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