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I can now officially buy smokes and porn

Postby Takarious » Wed May 11, 2005 7:39 am

Go me!
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Postby Gizmo » Wed May 11, 2005 9:21 am

Hey, nice one. Go spend all your money on that stuff.
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Postby Porter » Wed May 11, 2005 11:18 am

Get the stogs, not the porn, porn is free on the internet, plus your orgasm will feel the same anyway. Be smart.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Wed May 11, 2005 11:42 am

Even better solution: Steal anything you were going to buy and save your money in an attempt to get rich.
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Postby Telephalsion » Wed May 11, 2005 1:25 pm

Porters advice was good, also, stealing without planning will eventually get you fined or imprisoned.
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Wed May 11, 2005 1:51 pm

...Which is why you plan.
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Postby HolsteinCow » Wed May 11, 2005 3:57 pm

"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." (Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio)
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Postby Greatchickenman » Wed May 11, 2005 4:04 pm

You are a stupid motherfucker. goatse has been down for SOOO long.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Thu May 12, 2005 9:20 am

Telephalsion wrote:Porters advice was good, also, stealing without planning will eventually get you fined or imprisoned.

You didn't have to tell him that.
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Postby sakaguchi2 » Tue May 17, 2005 7:43 pm

yes pr0n free on the internet and smokes kill you... so no big deal here
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Postby OverlordBill » Wed May 18, 2005 4:54 pm

Wow. That was insightful.
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