"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." (Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio)
Oh good, you're serious. At first I thought you were going to just link to goatse for the twenty-billionth time.
Why are they shouting something that sounds suspiciously like 'I AM GODZILLA!'?
Porter: lets play, truth or dare
Porter: war you first
Porter: truth or dare
WarV: truth???
Porter: ok: the truth:
Porter: YOU SUCK
Porter: HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW
Porter: HSfjksdfhsadf
WarV: That is not how it works.
...
- so wha-, [fuck], bitches, are you ready [fuck] to get some #ussy?!!
- well [fuck] you [insert some nasty part here], i'll tear you, like monkey tears newspaper!!
and after that goes megakick and i can't hear some separate words.
in order to assess the reality of life, it is necessary at least once to die