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Postby Telephalsion » Wed Jun 08, 2005 7:33 am

I'm gonna spoil it, a spork comes when a spoon and a fork love eachother very very much
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Postby Burning_Flame » Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:33 pm

you forgot the part where they engage in harsh kinky spoon/fork sex
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Postby Impossible » Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:50 pm

Squish wrote:Uh my bad.
A splade? Where the hell do you guys come from?


The same place as you? I thought you might be familiar with the term. A spork is, as Burning_Flame put so eloquently, a cross between a fork and a spoon. Plastic forks are often these, if they have a round, filled in shape rather than being actual forks.
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Postby Shindy » Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:59 am

that. it is good for lazy people who doesnt like switching their tools when eating.
Kinda like dogs, rite?

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Postby HolsteinCow » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:38 am

"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." (Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio)
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Postby Greatchickenman » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:42 am

DUDE! GOATZE IS STILL DOWN! SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Postby OverlordBill » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:05 pm

He's just doing it to annoy you now you know.
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Postby Shade » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:26 pm

Squish you knew damn well what a spork was... you were just bored and wanted to revive a topic. Am I right? Be honest.
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Postby Squish » Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:30 pm

...I'm still not convinced. I reckon they are the lamest thing out. Why not call them a ...foon ...or something. And no I didn't know what a spork was, thanks for enlightening me.
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Postby Burning_Flame » Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:58 pm

Squish wrote:...I'm still not convinced. I reckon they are the lamest thing out. Why not call them a ...foon ...or something.


BECAUSE THERE CALLED A SPORK! SPORK!!!
dont diss sporks diss spoons they only have 1 function
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Postby ReaperGal » Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:11 pm

Burning_Flame wrote:BECAUSE THERE CALLED A SPORK! SPORK!!!
dont diss sporks diss spoons they only have 1 function


Except you can use the edge to cut soft food and use the bottom to spread butter or whatever.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:39 pm

ReaperGal wrote:
Burning_Flame wrote:BECAUSE THERE CALLED A SPORK! SPORK!!!
dont diss sporks diss spoons they only have 1 function


Except you can use the edge to cut soft food and use the bottom to spread butter or whatever.


Exactly. The spoon is far superior to any other piece of silverware.
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Postby Telephalsion » Sat Jun 11, 2005 5:56 am

it is also capable of graping out intrails
Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.


Any type of female.
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Postby Burning_Flame » Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:13 am

You can do all those things plus stab with a spork


Well you could stab with a spoon but it would do so well, unless you sharpened it :lol:
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Postby Impossible » Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:19 am

You can't have soup with a spork...
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