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Postby HolsteinCow » Sun Jul 17, 2005 10:20 pm

hey I don't care if it's right or not, but don't you think there are better places to scream stuff like that?

No, not really. Was that suicidal japanese guy wear box-rimmed glasses? I'd like to know.

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Jude Ralston, 32, of Hudson, Ohio left a suicide note indicating that since overhearing the plot spoiler at a shopping mall earlier in the day, “I no longer have a reason to live.”


That's like a sooped up version of your average Harry Potter slash fan fiction guy.

ONA, what do you mean "just a joke article"? Now I have no reason to live. :(
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Postby Otaku No Anime » Sun Jul 17, 2005 10:27 pm

Nice spoiler title, bitch. I didn't read it yet.

On a side note, I heard some guy actually commited suicide for overhearing a spoiler to the sixth book.

Edit: Bah, I just found out it was humor article. That sucks.

Edit 2: I say so because it was ment to make fun of fans who were trying extremely hard not to hear any spoilers before the books release. No one really died.
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Postby OverlordBill » Sun Jul 17, 2005 10:28 pm

Harry Potter spontaneously combusts.
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Sun Jul 17, 2005 10:30 pm

I think that just proves respect for the dead is overrated.

EDIT- Ah, well, I still think my point stands. And Holstein, there is always a better place to post anything like that.

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Postby Teenr0cker » Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:38 am

OverlordBill wrote:Harry Potter spontaneously combusts.


Yes!!!! Oh fuck yes!.....but... *with a haunted look in eyes* what about his 7th book? Oh god! The author fucked up! There was no doubt a contract. Therefore, theres gonna be....a prequel (spelling = ?) *dum dum dummmmmmmmm*
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Postby Greatchickenman » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:16 am

That was the least coherent post i've ever seen from you, Teen...
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Postby Locke » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:55 am

Teenr0cker wrote:The author fucked up! There was no doubt a contract.

Maybe harry comes back like the pheonix did.
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Postby OverlordBill » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:15 am

There was never going to be a seventh book. Especially not at Hogwarts, because the government was secretly testing atomic bombs right under it. The shielding wasn't too good on one test, and everyone died of radiation poisoning.
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Postby HolsteinCow » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:00 am

EmperorJeramyu wrote:And Holstein, there is always a better place to post anything like that.


Sounds like a good idea

EDIT: harry potter spoilers in link
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