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Postby Excell » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:37 pm

Where the hell is he!? I miss him! Haha.
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Porter licks dicks.
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Postby War » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:16 pm

He is here. Just not as much.
<WarV> You know what this place needs?
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
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Postby Telephalsion » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:35 am

He's idling in the chat, exiled has been more talkative lately.
Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.


Any type of female.
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Postby Porter » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:49 pm

1) Girlfriend and I have used the word "love" to each other
2) New apartment
3) Full-time job
4) Basketball stuffs


I'm still around though ;)
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Postby Teenr0cker » Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:28 pm

Porter is everywhere, you just don't know it. He is your teacher, your mailman, your bagboy, your gardener, your gas pumper. He is the cop who gave you a speeding ticket. He is the little boy who sold you the newspaper today. He ...is...everywhere......


Actually, he's in every low-paying job I could think of before I got bored with this blatent matrix ripoff.
Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
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Postby HolsteinCow » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:45 pm

There is a special place in Hell for people with rainfros.

That's where you'll find Porter.
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