by Excell » Fri Jul 22, 2005 4:05 pm
See, the big difference is I do that because I'm not gay. I'm straight, my friends know I'm straight so therefore it doesn't matter how I act. Most gay people are in the closet because they're actually gay and they're afraid of how people will think of them if they come out of it. Straight people who act gay are just fucking around and, sadly in a lot of occassions, insulting gay people by mocking them. Little dorks like Impossible and his new found Australian extension of his clit named Famous_Last_Words....who by the way is a newbie and has no right to attempt to get in my face about anything....are just angry little boys who get no play in their highschools. They're the dorks that get shoved around by the ass-slapping jocks so get back at them by coming online and praising themselves, trying to sound super smart and act like they're the shit. The truth is they sit at their lunch table and huddle together over their pokemon cards and complain about how Randy/Tod/Mike/generic jock name is such a little fag even though he dates the hottest girl in the highschool. It's okay Impossible, everyone knows you're the little loser who has 3 friends all of whom are part of the Nuclear Physics club in school. This has been established a long time ago. It just might be a good idea for you to go and have a talk with your counselor before you shoot up the school.
And by the way Impossible, hooking up with a girl makes you straight. You called me gay. I said "When's the last time you hooked up with a girl Impossible?". If you can't see the connection there I might have to tell the Nuclear Physics club that you shouldn't be a member anymore. I doubt they want anybody that stupid. And congrats on having "millions" of girlfriends. I'm sure that'll get even more people to believe your lips have touched something besides your mother's cheek or your science teacher's ass.
I couldn't resist doing this, haha.
Porter licks dicks.