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Postby Telephalsion » Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:32 am

Does she like sonata arctica anyway? Cause if she's a friend it's rather sad to give her a gift she wouldn't like. And if she's a friend you ought to know what she's into and thus be able to get something appropriate.

But her 100 cd's for burning music onto from wesellcd.com
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Postby ForbiddenShadow » Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:32 am

lol; sry; don't cry or i'd die laughing..i don't wanna die

the "e" on my key bord is dumb and should burn in hell

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Postby Greatchickenman » Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:40 am

.....LOFREAKINGL



careing?
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Postby Flibbo » Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:15 pm

buy her a skin tight leather outfit with no crotch and start called her your whore.

Chicks dig that i swear.
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Postby Cocoa » Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:59 pm

I know that you don't want to seem like you're trying to pick her up because she's a fattie. So whatever you get her make sure that it doesn't make her feel like a lard-ass. I would suggest a shirt designed in the style of a "T". that says "Not a goober munching fat-bag". She would feel very not fat wearing that.

However you might just be saying this crap so you know what not to buy her. If you really are attempting to woo her you should use the utmost caution and care to avoid seeming too obvious. For this I would recommend that you not purchase her a scented candle. Instead you should buy her a set of finger paints and a salami. Use the finger paints to write “I like you” on the salami.

When next you meet your sweat-heart do not present her the salami as you would a normal gift. Instead grasp it firmly with both hands and smack her as brutally as you can with it. Then drop the salami and run. The meaning of this should be obvious to her, if it is not she probably isn’t worth your time anyway.

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Postby Takarious » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:06 pm

She's one of those people without a specific narrow preference of music (Unlike me ><). Cocoa when did you start thinking on my wavelength?
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Postby Telephalsion » Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:07 pm

Awesome! Then you can get her any album, I'd say buy her an old LP.

I suggest Electric Light Orchestra, you might find a cd from them if you look around.
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Postby Squiggy » Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:55 pm

hey, you could get her a CD by "Bond" its an all chick band that used instruments like violins and other stringed instruments, no singing though, but it is still good music, you never know, she may like it.
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Postby HolsteinCow » Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:29 pm

Impossible wrote:
tru caring


I almost read that as Tru Calling (as would a Japanese person). Learn to spell, you asshole, you're gonna make me cry.


So you're almost Japanese?

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Postby Impossible » Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:32 pm

Yeah, VG Cats is so totally Japanese. *cough*
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Postby Inderos » Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:36 pm

Seth_lordoftheundead wrote:hey, you could get her a CD by "Bond" its an all chick band that used instruments like violins and other stringed instruments, no singing though, but it is still good music, you never know, she may like it.


That is actually a very good idea.

Random Fact: The Pubmasters used a song called "Explosive" by Bond in their "Pubmasters: The Movie" CAL season demo.
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Postby Takarious » Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:43 am

I hope to fucking god by LP you did not mean Linkin Park...
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:01 pm

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Postby ForbiddenShadow » Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:34 pm

when IS her birthday anyway?? i don't think u ever said that

....you could also write her a song; or put up another topic saying "song 4 my GF" and we can help you

and after u gotta tell us wut u got so we could laugh....i mean compliment u on ur thoughtfullness

hope this helps; and to start off ur song say "ForbidenShadow is so coolllllll..yaaaaaa" or sumting like that
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Postby Ultimate Halo Sticker » Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:43 pm

Oral sex, all chicks like that,

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