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Postby Occurrence of Something » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:34 pm

Apparently there's an "unofficial" version of Return of the Sith, with Chinese subtitles of the original, translated back into English. Or however the hell you explain that.

http://americaninlebanon.blogspot.com/2 ... -west.html
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Postby Flibbo » Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:04 pm

The Jedi Order = The Presbyterian Church?

whats more classic?

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or

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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:17 pm

lol

The The Presbyterian Church thing was the funniest.
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Postby Wellsy » Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:01 am

Holy shit that is hilarious! :lol:

It's a wonder "Star War" is popular at all in China - if I was Chinese and in a theater (or crouched around my computer watching my pirated copy :roll: ) and listening to those drunken translations, I'd be outta there faster than you could say "Battlefield Earth." Although, as one of the posters on the site wrote, it's better dialogue than Lucas could write.
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Postby Forerunner » Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:06 am

Greivious:"Smelly Boy"

Palpatine:"He big in nothing. Important in big elephant."

OMG!!!! LMFAO!!!
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Postby Squiggy » Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:26 am

i have only one thing to say

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby ForbiddenShadow » Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:00 pm

wut waz up w/ the random elephants????

nice
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Sun Aug 07, 2005 3:31 pm

Aren't the chinese supposed to be intelligent?
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Postby Impossible » Sun Aug 07, 2005 3:50 pm

You're thinking of Japanese.
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Sun Aug 07, 2005 5:48 pm

Chinese people are too busy going to internet addiction rehab centers to learn to translate correctly.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:15 am

Gwiloh....apparently means Ghost Fella in chinese....Which means White Boy...I'm gonna go kill my fucking communist, sexist, racist sonnofabitch chinese ...ex-friend now
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