The return to Montana ....05!!!!

[Teenr0cker]

So yeah....montana....I'll be back every day or so to make another Your Mom joke, and I'll get on the IRC to appease the mighty Inari-chan...yeah...appease....not talk dirty to with complete disregard to poor Ghoti's virgin ears.....>:D


Home in a week.


Will send Puppies or kittens. State requests in poll.

[Impossible]

Everyone knows that Teen has never actually met Inari in real life and is just getting her to go in there and play along with his stupidity, right?

[OverlordBill]

I have to go boating with my parents tomorrow. I hate that boat. I hate water. I hate my parents.

[Fitz Tayo]

Bill, what don't you hate appart from muffins?

[OverlordBill]

My dogs.

That's pretty much it.

[Porter]

I like dogs.

And muffins.

[OverlordBill]

You're a poser. Only I can like dogs and muffins. I patented liking dogs and muffins. It all has to do with my business plan.

Dogs --> Muffins --> ??? --> Profit!

[Teenr0cker]

???= Sell parents into slavery



PS: Impy, if I could show you my cell phone bill from talking to Robyn so much, I think it might actually shut you up.....wait, no, you'd just be shocked, but you wouldn't shut up.

[Porter]

You're a poser. Only I can like dogs and muffins. I patented liking dogs and muffins. It all has to do with my business plan.

Dogs --> Muffins --> ??? --> Profit!

I pray you have a good lawyer.

[Glenn47]

I think they met once. He said hey, she said hey, he said that he chats, she said no way me too, he mentioned mIRC, music filled the air.

I love magical moments like that.

[Impossible]

[A bunch of conversations in which Teen says Inari is his girlfriend, and eventually:]

<inari-chan> Teen put me up to this.
<Telephalsion> what?
<inari-chan> I'm not really a part of theway.
* Teenr0cker has joined #theway
<Teenr0cker> >.>
<inari-chan> But I enjoyed meeting you all.
<Telephalsion> right
<Telephalsion> so you're teens girlfriend
<Teenr0cker> youve done more than meet me
<Telephalsion> and you did this to see why teen is a mental freak with an urge for blood?
<inari-chan> Um, no.
<Telephalsion> why then?
<Teenr0cker> yes
<Teenr0cker> GF
<inari-chan> I'm not his girlfriend.
<Teenr0cker> totally
<Telephalsion> sure you are
<Teenr0cker> she's in shock
<Telephalsion> why else?
<Telephalsion> ooooh
<Fitz> Teen wanted to show off his girlfriend obviously
<Teenr0cker> dammit
<Telephalsion> you're just his bed-bud
<Teenr0cker> you caught me.....

[Some MORE occurences of Teen calling her his girlfriend to people who hadn't seen that]

<inari-chan> Teenr0cker dragged me in here to masquerade as his girlfriend.
<Non-Sequitur> Why?
<OoS> Yes. Another person. Collectively known as people. The intarweb is generally filled with these creatures.
<inari-chan> I'm not sure.
<Teenr0cker> ouch
<Teenr0cker> masquerade Robyn?
<inari-chan> Oops.
<inari-chan> Um.
<inari-chan> >_>
<Teenr0cker> I love you too
<inari-chan> <_<
<OoS> Oh. Nice.
<inari-chan> I love you tyler... >_>
<Teenr0cker> you say other things on the phone....;_;

And finally the one I saw:

<Bakazuki> Ah, yes I forgot to ask. You seem to know Teen in real life. Are you a friend of his or something, inari-chan?
<inari-chan> I don't actually know him IRL.
<inari-chan> He likes to have me in here to pretend to be his girlfriend.
<inari-chan>
<inari-chan> It boosts his ego.

This is why I idle and keep logs. I also get to catch War saying even MORE retarded things than I otherwise would.

[Telephalsion]

(@Telephalsion) I sometimes wish I had super powers and could purge the earth of all morons
(DaveyJones) Also, that just so happens to be the slogan in the beta tester
(@Telephalsion) morons suck
(OoS) So do idiots.
(@Telephalsion) yeah
(OoS) Imbeciles aren't much fun either.
(OoS) Twits get on my nerves too.
(@Telephalsion) dickheads are a bitch to
(DaveyJones) 's area at the Microsoft test facility.
(@Telephalsion) not as much as bitches of course
(OoS) Oh no, of course not.
(@Telephalsion) what i really hate are pricks
(@Telephalsion) and brats
(DaveyJones) If all the people in the world consumed resources at the same rate as the average US and UK citizen, we would need at least another two worlds like Terra.
(OoS) Really? Assholes tend to bother me the most.
(@Telephalsion) if the chineese started drinking beer and using toileetpaper all the worlds forests and wheat would run dry
(@Telephalsion) not jsut the chineese
(@Telephalsion) all of asia
(DaveyJones) If all the chinese in the world walked in a single file line, it would not end due to the rate of reproduction.
(@Telephalsion) i'm gonna sleep a little
(OoS) How the hell do they clean their asses after they take a shit?
(DaveyJones) Though they would probably die from lack of food long before then.
(@Telephalsion) in india they just wipe it with their hand
(@Telephalsion) that's why indian waitors wil only show one hand
(@Telephalsion) the other is their filthy shit hand
(OoS) ...
(OoS) Gross.
(WarV) Actually if you must know. There is enough food in the world to feed everyone.
(@Telephalsion) in japan they have squirting toilets
(OoS) Gross to the max.
(@Telephalsion) warv
(@Telephalsion) no
(DaveyJones) Also the reason why it's considered an insult to give anything to a person with their left hand in Muslim countries.
(WarV) Tele Yes
(@Telephalsion) not in the rate that the I-countries are overconsuming
(WarV) This is soemthign I know 100% as a fact
(@Telephalsion) if we only ate what we needed on the other hand
(@Telephalsion) then it would go around
(DaveyJones) Yes, there is enough food to get rid of world hunger, more than enough. Trouble is getting it to the places.
(@Telephalsion) every hamburger you eat is a waste of food technically
(WarV) Nope, you can eat and eat and eat and we would stll have food.
(@Telephalsion) warv
(OoS) The entire population of the world could stand side-by-side in the state of Rhode Island.
(WarV) Tele I know this
(@Telephalsion) okay
(@Telephalsion) I wont argue
(@Telephalsion) I'm jsut saying that I doubt it
(WarV) The only reason there are countries out there
(@Telephalsion) world hunger is a myth tbh
(WarV) straving is because there are whatare now as warlords
(@Telephalsion) waht did you just say=?
(WarV) that keep all the food to use as power.
(OoS) What the fuck language was that?
(WarV) That is for some
(OoS) Stop talking gibberish or just stop talking.
(@Telephalsion) waht the fuck did you say?
(OoS) Preferably the latter.
(DaveyJones) Read up on Somalia.
—› topic: (Telephalsion) changes topic to (Album of the week: Symphony X - V - The New Mythology Suite Song of the day: Thunderstone - Me, My Enemy News: Philip has moved out of Porter's life, big party!!! (WarV) straving is because there are whatare now as warlords)
(WarV) I WASN"TY EVEN FUCKING DONE
(DaveyJones) *translation: People are starving because there are now dictators called warlords that use their control to deprive the proletariot of food.
(@Telephalsion) it's still funny
(WarV) Don't fucking post shit when I am not even done
(@Telephalsion) it's still funny
(@Telephalsion) you can't deny it
(@Telephalsion) yeah i know what you mean
(DaveyJones) He likes big butts and he cannot lie?
(@Telephalsion) I'd do the same deal if i was an evil powermongering warlord
(DaveyJones) The other brother's can't deny?

something completely different

(WarV) Good morning to thee Tele.
(@Telephalsion) Aye, and a swell dawn to thee aswell
(WarV) thee night has not yet fallen apon me as the sun may rise
(@Telephalsion) pardon, but it shall be "thy" or perhaps "thine"
(@Telephalsion) Sadly I am unsure of yon spelling
(WarV) thee works
(@Telephalsion) Mayhap
(WarV) spelling is seemless tis that of thee is in the will
(@Telephalsion) Nay
(@Telephalsion) spelling is the essence of the language
(WarV) Nor have I not said so
(@Telephalsion) Thou is the nominative form
(@Telephalsion) or the second person
(@Telephalsion) of*
(@Telephalsion) and thee is the objective form
(@Telephalsion) thy/thine is the genetive form
(WarV) WarV does not speak in the third person.
(@Telephalsion) thine is the posessive form
(@Telephalsion) So it would be, I see thee, thou has fallen from thy horse
(WarV) thine eyes are sharp, but over lap the truth
(@Telephalsion) Hail hoard of mongrels, thine spears are sharp
(@Telephalsion) Ha!
(@Telephalsion) I jest
(WarV) tis, but a scratch
(@Telephalsion) Indeed you say?
(@Telephalsion) I object
(WarV) No, it isn't.
(Ghoti) Hm?
(@Bakazuki) =_=
• @Bakazuki could barely understand what they were saying a while ago.
(@Telephalsion) Sorry
(@Porter) 

[Impossible]

This isn't IRC quotes.

[Telephalsion]

so? this was on the topic of "war speaks in riddles"