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What would be the best president

Poll ended at Sun Aug 14, 2005 5:00 am

Geroge Bush
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9%
Al Gore
0
No votes
Bill Clinton
8
35%
A Llama
13
57%
 
Total votes : 23

The president of the USA

Postby Squiggy » Sun Aug 07, 2005 5:00 am

hey all, i had this thought, who would make the best president for the US of A?
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Postby Flibbo » Sun Aug 07, 2005 5:05 am

OverlordBill, he would be able to make muffins mandatory at last.
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Postby Impossible » Sun Aug 07, 2005 5:17 am

You put the wrong Bill on there.

And nobody could vote for A Llama, because I think that implies a member of Doovy and co.
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Postby Telephalsion » Sun Aug 07, 2005 5:22 am

Actaully I voted for a llama, as in the animal, and nothing else
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Postby Porter » Sun Aug 07, 2005 6:28 am

No one likes Bill Clinton? Except for the oral sex, cool president,
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Postby Greatchickenman » Sun Aug 07, 2005 6:48 am

Bill Clinton. no doubt. including the oral. that's what gets him my vote.
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Postby Forerunner » Sun Aug 07, 2005 7:21 am

I vote for the llama...
because I figure, whether it is the llama as in an animal, or as in the member of doovy and co. (he's still an animal I guess, need a finer distinction)... I will get much pleasure out of destroying/annihilating/obliterating (or simply shooting) it.....
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Postby Flibbo » Sun Aug 07, 2005 7:48 am

thats not actually a reason for voting a Llama into office. if you like killing Llamas go to a Llama farm and do it, don't give it control of the USA for absolutly no reason
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Postby OverlordBill » Sun Aug 07, 2005 7:58 am

Bill Clinton can't actually be president again. Having served two terms and all.

George Bush has also hit that rule. He can no longer be elected as president.

Al Gore is too busy maintaining the Interweb.

So that just leaves the llama. A thoroughly wholesome choice. Although I'm afraid his foreign policy may be wanting. I don't think the North Korean diplomat will much like being spat on.
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Postby Forerunner » Sun Aug 07, 2005 8:33 am

I don't really care who has control of the US as long as it isn't some crazy, Australia hating, terrorist ass hole. as for the llama, it's more the fact that I'm shooting the President of America that the llama part...
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Postby HolsteinCow » Sun Aug 07, 2005 8:35 am

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Postby Greatchickenman » Sun Aug 07, 2005 8:59 am

No one likes Australians. Not even Australians like Australians.
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Postby Telephalsion » Sun Aug 07, 2005 9:57 am

Actually it'd be fun to have swarzenegger as president... I'd laugh, and cry, simoultainously.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:29 am

Porter wrote:No one likes Bill Clinton? Except for the oral sex, cool president,


Why didn't you mention "the Pain"? I, personally, am aiming for the goal of putting "Bam!" in every one of my posts. In fact, I just did it!
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Postby Squiggy » Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:46 am

hmm, i just thought of an option i could have put in but it's too late now, damn, oh well.
I was thinking of putting Lun as an option...
but like i said, it's too late now.
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