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Postby Inderos » Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:10 pm

Alright Taka, there are a few things you need to know before joining the Air Force:


1. Keep your knees bent and invision the ball going into the hole.

2. If you spill something on the pool table, you're fucking dead.

3. Crying is ok.
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Postby Forerunner » Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:30 am

Air Force you say? In that case you rule!!!
I'm planning on joining the airforce when I finish school, because the Navy has all boring jobs, the reserves get like no benefits. It was hard to choose between the army and the airforce but the airforce has rockclimbing walls :lol: . and you get to fly of course...
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Postby Teenr0cker » Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:20 am

Inderos wrote:Alright Taka, there are a few things you need to know before joining the Air Force:


1. Keep your knees bent and invision the ball going into the hole.

2. If you spill something on the pool table, you're fucking dead.

3. Crying is ok.


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1.
Cocoa The Queer wrote: It's only Gay if the Balls touch the ass

'Nuff said.

2. I hope he doesn't spill his Chardonnay on the table...oh wait, he'll be in basic for a while...and he'll most likely be getting grunt treatment for ...at least one year after that..I highly doubt they get anything other than water for a loooong time.

3.
Some Emo Kid not on this forum wrote: Crying is Okay

Therefore, that statement is Emo.
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Postby Impossible » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:20 am

Teenr0cker wrote:1.
Cocoa The Queer wrote: It's only Gay if the Balls touch the ass

'Nuff said.


Best. Quoting in order to make something look bad when taken out of context. Ever.
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Postby Squiggy » Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:27 am

Famous_Last_Words wrote:Air Force you say? In that case you rule!!!
I'm planning on joining the airforce when I finish school, because the Navy has all boring jobs, the reserves get like no benefits. It was hard to choose between the army and the airforce but the airforce has rockclimbing walls :lol: . and you get to fly of course...


YOU'RE JOINING THE AIR FORCE! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
when did you decide to do that? this morning? you don't know shit about planes, let alone flying them.
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Postby Forerunner » Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:00 am

idiot boy. I decide about 3 months ago, and have seen no reason to change. They have good facilities, good pay, if I pass the ADFA exam then I get the courses for electronics engineering (Thats what part of the airforce I'm going to be int) free! with pay because technically I'm part of the force already. And when you finish the degrees you are instantly ranked as an officer.
The only downside is that you have to accept to sign a contract which determines how long you have to stay with the airforce. e.g. If the courses you need take 4 years then you havt to serve for 5 years after you finish them, or if the courses take 2 years then you have to serve for 3 years after you finish them... get it?
I think my future is planned pretty well.

I was a bit rude earlier on wasn't I...WooT go Taka!!! Airforce all the way!!!
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:11 am

Squiggy wrote:
Famous_Last_Words wrote:Air Force you say? In that case you rule!!!
I'm planning on joining the airforce when I finish school, because the Navy has all boring jobs, the reserves get like no benefits. It was hard to choose between the army and the airforce but the airforce has rockclimbing walls :lol: . and you get to fly of course...


YOU'RE JOINING THE AIR FORCE! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
when did you decide to do that? this morning? you don't know shit about planes, let alone flying them.


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Postby Glenn47 » Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:37 pm

I love you Jer. This new wave of dominance makes me all giggled inside.

And I uhh, kinda forgot about Taka mentioning that. He'll learn that it's not all benefits and bullshit when he's flying through the air getting shot at. It may not happen now, but if you're called to duty while you happen to be serving in the army, you gotta freaking go.
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Postby Forerunner » Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:00 pm

:) thats what my mum and dad said.....
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Postby Teenr0cker » Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:26 am

Glenn47 wrote:I love you Jer. This new wave of dominance makes me all giggled inside.

And I uhh, kinda forgot about Taka mentioning that. He'll learn that it's not all benefits and bullshit when he's flying through the air getting shot at. It may not happen now, but if you're called to duty while you happen to be serving in the army, you gotta freaking go.


He might flip out and be all like "Oh shit! If my memory from Halo 2 serves me right, Rocket Launchers lock on to me! Better do a barrel roll"...and then he hits the ground hard.. BAM!..and he hopes theres a respawn point...BUT THERE ISN'T MWAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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