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wut the hell can i do 2 beat this damn heat

Postby ForbiddenShadow » Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:58 pm

its 2 damn hot outside; any hints on heat beating?
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Postby OverlordBill » Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:16 pm

Yeah. Get the shower nice and hot, then turn the water off and using a little lube just... wait. I don't think I read that right.
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Postby Impossible » Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:22 pm

Come here, where everyone is freezing to death right now. I heard it actually snowed somewhere... It NEVER snows in Melbourne.
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Postby Forerunner » Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:41 am

yup, I'm sitting here in my house just outside Brisbane in my cargo pants, long sleeved shirt and cool blue vest..... FREEZING MY ASS OFF!!!!!
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Postby Teenr0cker » Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:19 am

It was fucking crazy today... It was a bright and sunny day...some clouds....but "no, it couldn't rain" we thought..."Its just too damn sunny" we thought...


WRONG! I swear I saw my parents flipping out and taking pictures....crazy parents...
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Postby Impossible » Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:30 am

Oh, thank GOD, Doovy and Co live nowhere near me.
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Postby War » Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:05 am

You must remember he lives in Canada. They are not used to the heat there since its cold 3/4 of the time.

Best way is to go to a pool. Do you even have pools were you live? Next best thing stay inside. Drinking water helps to cool your body.
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Postby Squiggy » Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:58 am

either that or you could buy an air conditioner...
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Postby CJ » Thu Aug 11, 2005 4:18 am

When i'm really really hot, I put ice down my pants or put a few of those cold gel packs on my neck and around my abdomen.

Now that keeps you pretty cool.
oh yeah by the way. Doovy & Co. are not gone. After all... I am Doovy and Forunner is still here.
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Postby Flibbo » Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:08 pm

when i'm hot i get a sandwich bag and half fill it with cold water, then i put as many icecubes as i can in it while still being able to tie it securly.

Then i throw it at a law official, its nice and chilly in those cells.
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Postby Telephalsion » Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:50 pm

I'm always hot. 8)
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Postby Burning_Flame » Thu Aug 11, 2005 4:52 pm

Accually it hasent been that bad for heat in Canada this year. Last year we got like a full week of 50 degres+ C
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Postby Forerunner » Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:18 pm

Holy Shit!!! It seems like if you don't live in Australia you live in some wacked out place that only ever has extreme temperatures. In Brisbane the hottest I can remember is around 40C, and the coldest cant be any less than -5C.
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Postby CJ » Fri Aug 12, 2005 5:04 am

That is because we live on the coast of Australia FLW.

If you lived in central Australia like in Towoomba or Broome where the temperature is like 30 degrees celsius in winter, then you would be feeling Australia's true weather.

And if you want cold, go to Victoria or Tasmania. It's fucking cold down there.
oh yeah by the way. Doovy & Co. are not gone. After all... I am Doovy and Forunner is still here.
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Postby Forerunner » Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:55 pm

Yeah, I've heard.
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