I like Spam. Spam Eggs, Spam Bacon, and Spammity Spam..
oh, yeah. Hey, hows it going....erm....I speak on behalf of the forums when I link you to
this page and urge you to refer to it consistently.
A few rules...
1. Impossible....He's crazy....He'll quote you in the IRC channel like a motherfucker...I swear, a program is not not worth his time if it doesn't log...
2. Bill: Half-assed deserter...Cool in every aspect, but a deserter nonetheless....still goes on the forums to get his "fix", but usually hangs out at #skytower on some gay, not Zirc server since he thinks Bikkel's still waiting for him in the chatroom. Oh, and don't fucking touch his muffins.
3. Fitz: He's almost Bill's equal, just because Bill's coolness factor is decreasing daily and Fitz...well, Fitz kicks some pretty fuckin serious ass..
4. Tele....He's a swede...A swede in a Tiger Suit...I'm sure that's cool where he lives...He's good ...as long as you don't touch his hat!
5. Jera: His word is law. He is one of the divine hands of creation and completes the Holy Trinity of Lun, Iamtheverb, and himself. He's like the Triforce...only he's the triforce of not-so-badass-as-Lun...that, and he's the main enforcer here....
6. Porter: He'll bring the motherfuckin pain whilst rocking out....meh...oh, and he gets drunk and gives you his phone number to call him occcasionally..
7.GCM:
8. Iamtheverb : Cherish his words, for they are few and hold
great weight in importance.
9. War: Laugh and point at his poor grammar and spelling. He's probably still gonna go and fall back on his "I use proper spelling now", which means he runs it through spell-check before he posts it..I've seen him on the IRC...he replies.......very...................slowly......so as to insure proper spelling.
10. Strayed: Living example of why World Of Warcraft is a sex deterrent

Naw....I just couldn't resist that one...he's been out for a while...he's the kind of person who plays a stealth game walking around with explosive (not flash or smoke) grenades and a shotgun instead of a sniper-ish gun....yeah
11. Exiled and Sage of the Wise: m'kay
12: Cocoa, Bikkel, And Blaksun: I would seriously consider the world a more sane, safer, and better place if they didn't grace us with their existence....Ask somebody else
13. Me: I chose a name.....it was very near-sighted.....And I'm tired....BLAH
oh yeah...Glenn
14. Glenn: He's cool....In fact...He's too cool to be TOO available to this community....He's getting the some that everyone on this forum is missing (Sans Porter, Verby, Jer, and Lun)
Those last three go without saying...
and uh...the badass 5: Think Captain Planet Planeteers...only with Plasma and swords...and LAZER BEAMZ!!!