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Postby Fitz Tayo » Fri Sep 03, 2004 4:16 pm

Yes, I captured your likeness exactly.
<@Jeramyu> videogames are art and I will buttsex anyone who disagrees
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Postby Telephalsion » Fri Sep 03, 2004 4:25 pm

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another reason why one should always listen to fitz.
Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.


Any type of female.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Fri Sep 03, 2004 4:38 pm

Yes, so you will all send me your credit card details.

Fwacho

Freaky Wimbledon Addicted Ccamel Humping Oyster

Cocoa

Caffine Operated Cheese Ogre Animal

Wouldn't you just love one as a pet?
<@Jeramyu> videogames are art and I will buttsex anyone who disagrees
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Postby Impossible » Fri Sep 03, 2004 5:28 pm

Stop spelling incompetent wrong, you incompetent fools.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Fri Sep 03, 2004 5:40 pm

No, I don't feel like it.
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Postby Telephalsion » Sun Sep 05, 2004 1:06 pm

Randy Artist Now Getting Inky
Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.


Any type of female.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:38 pm

Officially *BUMP*ed!
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Postby HolsteinCow » Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:56 pm

Fitz Tayo wrote:Officially *BUMP*ed!


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"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." (Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio)
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:03 pm

You forgot to play two Skull cards before hand you know.
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Postby Wellsy » Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:12 am

Tele, is there a Troubleshooting Helpline? I cut a hole in my floor, but now my dog's dead, I can't find any ninjas and I STILL have to take a crap!
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Postby Telephalsion » Fri Aug 19, 2005 3:01 am

You forgot the bowl didn't you? It's a common error, just fixate the bowl beneath the hole.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:24 am

Fitz Tayo wrote:You forgot to play two Skull cards before hand you know.



LOLWTF THATS TWO OF ANY MANA AND A SKULL CARD. GOD U NOOB
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:22 am

Sorry Chickenman, I'll go shoot myself now.

The helpline is the normal number. 555-we're-not-scamming-you.

Press 1 to access our catalogue.
Press 2 for our helpline. It takes you to Microsoft Customer Support. Sucker.
Press 3 for complaints. Be aware that we are aloud to initiate the self-destruct mechanism in your phone at any time during your call. Thankyou.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:13 am

TEENR0CKER

Tenaciously Eating Eggos Notwithstanding, Retracting 0 Cougars Killing Emo Runts


It's a new method of sayin "Hey! I see them kids dying, but I love my eggos more!"
Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
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Postby Telephalsion » Sat Aug 20, 2005 9:49 am

Yiou can't make your own... here's a Fitz & Tele aprroved one.

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Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.


Any type of female.
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