Hi There!!!!

[Jalit]

I'd just like to tell everyone that I am new to this forum. My friend is The Don so I'd like to thank him for telling me about this wonderful forum.

[Squiggy]

really? well congradulations, now, get off the site before your banned, actually, stay for a little while, it's fun to flame new people.

[Jalit]

why flame new people, anyway i've told my friends about this site so you'll have some new friends soon

[Squiggy]

aww, shit, JUST GET OFF THE DAMNED SITE! YOUR GOING TO GET BOOTED ANYWAY! SO WHY WAIT!

impossible, could you please teach this n00b what it is like to get flammed?
and also, where's EmperorJeramyu? that avatar of his HAS to be against the "No pornographic material" rule, it IS hentai porn after all....

[CJ]

Yeah now i know what everyone is gonna say:

oh where the fuck do they keep coming from? that must be the 10th one.

YOU DICK HEAD N00B! EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE YOU WILL END UP, DOWN IN FORUM HELL WITH REST OF US, AND AS MORE OF YOU COCKHEAD FRIENDS JOIN THIS FORUM HELL KNOWN AS "doovy & co", IT IS LOWERED ANOTHER 5 KILOMETERS UNDER THE FUCKING GROUND.

SO FUCK OFF AND STOP TELLING YOUR STUPID RETARDED FRIENDS.

This topic will hopefully get locked eventually. Hopefully. And all of "doovy & co" will be flushed down the dunnie.

[Impossible]

My God, it's a FUCKING CHAIN EFFECT. EACH ONE INVITES ANOTHER TWO.

MESSAGE TO ALL MEMBERS OF DOOVY AND CO, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT: IF YOU TELL ANYBODY ELSE ABOUT THESE FORUMS, I WILL BAN YOU TO THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF IMPOSSIBLE HELL, WHERE YOU WILL SUFFER 24-HOUR TORTURE AT THE HANDS OF SUPERMAN 64, E.T., AND BIG RIGS, IN THAT ORDER, FOR EIGHT HOURS EACH!

And yes, I really do have the power to invoke you being sent to Impossible Hell. Even the admins bow to my wrath.

Alternatively, be good little boys and - just boys, I suppose, by never posting and leaving right now. Normally if you're good enough you get to go to Impossible Heaven and play video games all day, but you're probably all retard XBox fanboys, and your kind isn't welcome there.

(What's actually really scary is that these guys discuss online forums for games they haven't played with their "friends" in real life. How fucking sad can you get? Don't you have anything else to talk about, you social outcasts?)

[Forerunner]

First of all... that 'Impossible Hell' is just bullshit.
Secondly I'm the only one who really likes Xbox and thats because xbox FUCKING RULES!
Thirdly, these people are not my or CJ's friends. They're random retards we dont know and you're right, they have not a clue what 'The Way' is.... and btw... we have managed to get rid of UHS and SlipKnot.
Finally what if this newb HAS actually taken the time to play The Way and was planning on being a serious member? You could have just scared a 'normal' person away... good job you fucking retards.

[EmperorJeramyu]

really? well congradulations, now, get off the site before your banned, actually, stay for a little while, it's fun to flame new people.

Yes. Encourage people to flame. Good job. I'm pretty sure I gave you a "last warning" or something, but since I can't find the post, I'm just going to say this is it.

blah blah blah angry flame blah

Way to preserve yourself. Since I've already put up with too much bullshit this week, I'm giving you this one warning. Then you're out of here.

rawarrwarr

You seem to have a thing against following the rules as well. News flash: The rules still apply to you. You are not the dedicated flamer. Do you think I wont ban you if you don't stop getting into flame wars? Try me.