If you could have any super powers, what would they be?

[Telephalsion]

yeah add shapeshifting powers into that:

Stretching, growing, shrinking and um... others...

SOmehow i see why "city of heroes" could be fun to play.

I am Aerobulkostretch! With the ability to stretch myself and fly while punchng really really hard!

[Burning_Flame]

I think it would be cool to move stuff with my mind.... a new level of lazy

[Telephalsion]

I'd abuse that power so much that it wouldn't even be funny.

[Sage Of The Wise]

X-ray vision

[Forerunner]

Imagine force powers in the real world... you'd never have to work again.

Need a vehicle? To a car dealer: "I just bought this car off you for a fair and reasonable price."
Need money? To the bank guy: "That is my money you will give it to me."
Got a small dick? To yourself: "You just had the best sex in your entire life...and your dick is not small"

[Inderos]

I wish I was Captain Planet.


Minus the gayness.

[CJ]

I would have the ability to give anyone that i looked at, a SUPER ORGASM!!!

and everyone would bow down to my awsome power.

and my name would be........ORGASMO

[Forerunner]

You really are a strange little man.

[Burning_Flame]

I would have the ability to give anyone that i looked at, a SUPER ORGASM!!!

and everyone would bow down to my awsome power.

and my name would be........ORGASMO

Stop stealing real movies..... Orgasmo is a morman who went arround trying to change peoples faith but he ended up gotting into a porn movie called.....ORGASMO!!!!! So get your own Ideas....

[Belthazar]

I would have the ability to give anyone that i looked at, a SUPER ORGASM!!!

and everyone would bow down to my awsome power.

and my name would be........ORGASMO

Stop stealing real movies..... Orgasmo is a morman who went arround trying to change peoples faith but he ended up gotting into a porn movie called.....ORGASMO!!!!! So get your own Ideas....

i probably shouldnt ask...but im gonna anyway. Where did you get that from?

[Burning_Flame]

The movie Orgasmo

Needless to say, I was thrilled to finally return to Family Fun Video and pick out Orgasmo, starring Trey Parker. As you may have noticed, I've been on quite the South Park kick lately, exploring all the streams that have sprung from the creative team of Trey Parker and Matt Stone. When I saw this film on the shelf, it went straight to the top of my list, natch.

And boy was I glad it did! Orgasmo is a rip-snorting hoot and a holler to boot. It's the tale of Joe Young, a kung-fu fighting Mormon missionary whom fortune throws into the lucrative but un-Christian profession of pornographic film-making. Give yourself over to this far-fetched concept. It helps if you're convalescing from an illness or difficult period in your life (don't forget those casters!) because the only way to enjoy this movie is to put your doubting mind on the shelf--for these tall-tale tellers are hardly finished.

Orgasmo is a superhero who can cause his enemies to spontaneously climax sexually. That's not much stranger than a lot of porno films. Why, I remember one in which a magical Xerox machine caused photocopies of horny centerfolds to come to life! Orgasmo's porno-flick sidekick, Choda-Boy, is played by Ben, a man with a set of science Ph.D.'s and the mind of Albert Einstein. (He acts in pornos because he likes the sex, but his fortune comes from several patents in his name. Just go with it.) Ben has, in his spare time, invented an actual Orgasmo ray that, in fact, works. Now keep up and don't dilly dally--the plot is just about to go wild!

First, Orgasmo becomes a box office smash (it would be the first ever to do so since Deep Throat way back in the early 70s). Second, after trying the ray out on people around town, Orgasmo and Choda-Boy stumble into the most convenient little sub-plot. They discover that their director isn't just a sleaze, but he's also a mob boss with extensive political ties. By now, this should be easy to believe, right along with the rap-talkin' sushi chef, friend to Joe and Ben, who keeps getting roughed up by the mob goons. Orgasmo and Choda-Boy to the rescue! But even if they do win this battle, what will Joe do now that his naïve fiancée has arrived in town--and found out what some Mormons will do for money?

Orgasmo is like your best early-adolescent day-dreams. I used to fantasize that I'd somehow made it to a planet populated exclusively by Raquel Welch's. Watching this film gives me a similar feeling. If you would like to try this movie, pretend you're tuning out a droning match teacher as you watch. You'll also find several helpful hand-holds along the way that keep your attention no matter what your credulity happens to be doing at the time. One is the character Dave, played by Matt Stone who I found entertaining because his joke was so over-repeated and so telegraphed that it passed the point of stupid and became funny again. South Park style? You bet! Two was seeing Ron Jeremy not naked, but homely as anyone ever was; not acting, but cameo-ing his heart out. Three was. . . Well, I can't think of a third point of interest, but it's late anyway, so enough is enough. I can whole-heartedly recommend that you possibly consider watching Orgasmo if you are into and in the mood for Stone-and-Parker type humor.

[Telephalsion]

I suddenly want to be ably to break down molecules... so that I can just dismantle say, a roll of toilet paper, and the reconstruct it into a sword made of a solid diamond, plus some leftovers.

[Forerunner]

Now THAT would be awesome.
I can just see myself dematerialising my Principle and reforming her into a pile of shit.... *sigh* oh the possiblities.....

[Porter]

I think it would be cool to undress any woman with your mind. FO real.

[Teenr0cker]

Enough booze for her or you and I assure thee, you can!