Add on to the super powers thread, Crestfallen superheros!

[Sarcasm]

Is it too late to join..? Anyway...

Console Man.

Console Man has the power to summon a horde of Final Fantasy fans to consume his enemy, The power to enlarge his hands to the size that they can actually hold a Xbox, And the power to wield Impossible as a weapon against the blasphemers that say something bad about Zelda.

[Telephalsion]

we ahve four people that have moved on to the next round, you're still in roundone sarcasm, you need other heroes to fight against.

[HolsteinCow]

Bovine Bastage

Ability to do the Goatse wider than the goatse man himself

Can bitchslap any Blizzard or Squaresoft fanboy without feeling pain, remorse or regret

Can take the form of ANY character from ANY ytmnd fad.

[Strayed Wanderer]

Well, judging how that fight went... I think God may win.

[Burning_Flame]

Brunigan the FAt VS Justice Guy

Seal blubber cant do much against supreme justice, but a baby seal thong can, Brunigan strangles Justice Guy after claiming Justice Guy has overstepped the constitution and broken against federal law.

PWNED!!!!!!

[Belthazar]

The wanderer VS Triangle man

Triangle man isn't facing either of the people he has the power to defeat, so sadly he looses.

Ah yea lets go round 2!

[Exiled]

Phally Telsion VS Exiled Guy.

Phally begins with running really fast and conjuring up winds, but then exiled begins to idle and freezes time in doing so, when he finally returns he fires a wave of sound at phally causing his head to burst. then he continues his idledom.

I'm presuming that's me?

Exiled Guy, how appropriate.

[Forerunner]

pfft. team me up with the one person I cant beat. Besides if I can walk through walls and bullets and stuff then why can't a knife just pass through me without doing any damage?

[Telephalsion]

Don't argue, you can't see fitz man, if you have your noclip mode on he'll just wait untill you switch it off and then finish you off.

Bovine Bastage VS Console Man.

A tough fight, in theory. Bovine bastage wil change forms whenever he needs to, sadly his powers wotn change, so tens of thousands of fanboys will begin to claw out his intrails, but then he will use his first mentioned power to kill them off in a away I wont explain. Then he calls impossible and claims Bovine Bastage said something bad about Zelda, Impossible then Surly beams bovine bastage into the afterlife.

Anyways, round 2 then.

Exiled Guy VS God
Fitz Man VS The Wanderer
Brunigan the Fat VS Console Man

Again, I'll do teh actual fights later

[Fitz Tayo]

Exiled Guy vs. God? Surely that would just be the two sitting there doing nothing...

[Telephalsion]

You are sorely mistaken. God begins by trying to find exiled, but he has placed himself in a apocket where he emmits no sound. He then proceeds to travel back in time to a time just prior to the match, where god was still sleeping, he then plays amazing grace in c-minor at god, god dies.

Fitz Man VS The Wanderer then. hard one here, both can dissappear form sight. But the wanderer has an advantage, be will breach space time the very instant fitz becomes invisible, he will then backstab fitz.

Brunigan will defeat console mans fanboys by using a sea of seal blubber, console man will then call on impossible, however, brunigan will explain how he's a bigger zelda fan than console man, and he'll bring up how console man endorces other games aswell. Impossible will surly beam console man to death.

[Sarcasm]

So the final match will be a 3 heroes free for all or one of the super heroes will be returned as a crowd's favorite or something?

I bet exiled will win.

[Flibbo]

exiled does sound pretty almighty from the matches so far

[Exiled]

I haven't meditated in the Irc room for over a year not to win, damnit!

[Burning_Flame]

Wow i'm really powerful:D

All your base will belong to me! Anyway, we need more super heros, atleast two more so we can have another round.

I PWNED!