Add on to the super powers thread, Crestfallen superheros!

[Belthazar]

even i, the wanderer, feel like I've already lost. how am i supposed to beat a guy that beat god?

[Burning_Flame]

You shall all fall to the power of me!!!1!!
None shall survive the power of me!!!!!!!!!
YARG!!!!

[Glenn47]

Glennigan!

The ability to be a DBZ character!

Powers up for at least 6 episodes

The power to suddenly jump into a competition I'm taking no part in and have no reason to, along with the ability to make it to the finals in the tournement I'm not allowed to be in anyway because I'm like a 9-year-old.


Yes, I am Goku. I mean Glennigan. The lawyer says I can be in this match yet! Pair me against myself, and I'll probably win.

[Novahn]

I declare that Glennigan will choke in his sleep and die before his match. Oh wait, I can't do that. ONLY NOW I CAN!!
Novamus Prime!!
The ability to declare things! And then nothing happens.
Also, I can turn into a firetruck and withstand absurdly boring plotlines, often concerning robots.

I declare the battle of Brunigan vs Glennigan. The glorious battle of similar sounding names. And then nothing happens.

[Telephalsion]

even i, the wanderer, feel like I've already lost. how am i supposed to beat a guy that beat god?

You can controll time too, remember?

Anyways, based on that fact, exiled guy and the wanderer will try to bet a suprise attack on the other, but everytime one gets behind the other in time the other responds. It doesn't take long before they're both so far back in time that they're powerless infants, at which point brunigans seals will devour them and vomit them up as a fine pizza for the newly born brunigan child.

[Teenr0cker]

Awesome Man's blood is made of acid. And his death triggers the particle bomb in his chest....Just thought you should know that.

[Forerunner]

There needs to be a match between the losers of the first round and the losers of the second round. I'd do it myself but you know how biased I can be.

[Belthazar]

that was fun

[Novahn]

Yeah, except that me and Glenn got ignored.
Ah, well. It was still fun making a filler superhero destined to lose, but.. Was it me, or did Telephalsion just cough that up out of laziness? Seemed out of place, but I can't really say I can accuse anyone else of being lazy. Most the time I'm too lazy to even finish my sente

[Shepard]

You can power up for as many episodes as you like but i am i higer level than you, you think that you can raise your level higher than mine. but i am at such a high level that i have the ability to disguise my level pulling you into a battle you cannot win, cause even if you do defeat me I will shoot you at the last minute.

[Glenn47]

I wasn't ignored, my post was supposed to be joking. You stupidest person! I wanna go to the baywatch!

[Novahn]

My post was serious? Saying we were ignored was serious?.. If I missed this, maybe you're right, I am stupidest person.
I still say Telephalsion's post seemed a bit off though, he set them all up so nicely that when I had read his last one, it took a while for it to sink in that it was actually the end of it. Your random mention of "I wanna go to the baywatch!" frightens and confuses me.

[Telephalsion]

anyone else can continue with matchups if they want to.

[Burning_Flame]

I am the champion of all! ALL BOW DOWN!

[Belthazar]

alright things have been slow around here so is anyone up for another tournament. Tele you couldn't participate last time so if you want i'll be the judge of who wins and you can create your own character.