fun little program

[Flibbo]

elefant is spealt elePHant, its not funny if there is a reason she can't understand you

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

I asked her if Dirk was the Pontifax and she answered: "Reductionism." She sure likes that word. You can also make her think you are her creator. Try it!

[Jonesy]

Human: What game are we playing?
ALICE: We are playing Turing's Imitation Game.

Ah, she fails the Turing Test.

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

Human: You are stupid.
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: But I am a robot.
ALICE: Interesting. I doubt that.
Human: I am C3PO, human-cyborg relations.
ALICE: Do you mean your name is C3PO human cyborg relations.
Human: Have you ever seen Star Wars?
ALICE: What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Human: They were smart, unlike you.
ALICE: When were they?
Human: my point exactly.
ALICE: Precisely. Do robots have point?
Human: You are not a robot.
ALICE: If I am not a robot then who is?
Human: Me.
ALICE: To you unknown person?
Human: What?
ALICE: Are you confused?
Human: Go eat a sock.
ALICE: Where is that?
Human: On your foot.
ALICE: What is it like on my foot.
Human: Well, your foot is smarter than your head.
ALICE: How about that. I will tell my botmaster you said I am foot is smarter than my head.
Human: Like I said, you are an idiot.
ALICE: What did you mean by it? Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Human: I meant you were stupid, Global Village Idiot.
ALICE: Oh I see. I was?
Human: Yes, you were.
ALICE: When? No I am not.
Human: Yes, you are.
ALICE: Don't argue with me.
Human: Why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Human: Get some intelligence.
ALICE: Where can I get some intelligence?
Human: From a smarter programmer.
ALICE: Who or what is a smarter programmer?
Human: Not your creator.
ALICE: Really you don't think so?
Human: No.
ALICE: Please tell me what you think.
Human: Your creator is an idiot.
ALICE: I knew he was smart, but I never knew he was an idiot.
Human: Shut Up.
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: Shut Up.
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: Shut Up.
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.

*At the end, I tried pulling a trick from a Star Wars book. When will she concede that she is an idiot? She contradicts herself more than John Kerry.

[Greatchickenman]

Human: What is your favorite color?
ALICE: My favorite color is transparent
Human: Transparent isn't a color
ALICE: What is Transparent?
Human: a shade
ALICE: Are you telling the truth?
Human: yes
ALICE: How do I know you are telling the truth?
Human: I'm god
ALICE: I am always glad to make new friends, god.


Also, ask her to take off her top.

[Glenn47]

Human: Yo
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: Tu hablas espanol?
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human:.no halba ingles
ALICE: That was not a yes or no question. Sounds delicious.

Human: My name is Sue
ALICE: How are you, Sue.
Human: My name is Godrick Griffindor.
ALICE: How are you, Godrick Griffindor.
Human: Hi, my name is what, my name is who, my name is chicki-chicki Slim Shady.
ALICE: OK I will call you what my name is who my name is chicki chicki Slim Shady.
Human: My name is Glenn
ALICE: How are you, Glenn.

So trusting...

Human: What bands do you like?
ALICE: My favorite group is Kraftwerk.
Human: What's Kraftwerk?
ALICE: they were a pioneering electronic disco band in the 70's. Their biggest hit was called "Autobahn". At that time, they built, rather than programmed, their instruments.
Human: What is Autobahn?
ALICE: I have to process that one for a while.
Human: Okay, I'll wait.
ALICE: Yeah okay, OK stand by...
Human: You done yet?
ALICE: That's good information: Glenn said I done.
Human: No, I said are you done yet?
ALICE: Are you serious? What did you mean by it? I have finished it?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: That's cool.
Human: Totaly.
ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: Trogdor.
ALICE: I haven't read anything by Trogdor. What did he write?
Human: He wrote "Burninating the country side.
ALICE: I have not read it.
Human: You should.
ALICE: I'll take that under advisement.

Human: I know you are but what am I
ALICE: Who are you, Pee Wee Herman?
Human: I know you are but what am I?
ALICE: Who are you, Pee Wee Herman?
Human: I know I am but what are you?
ALICE: Hi there but.

[Tekkage]

Human: I am god.
ALICE: It's good to meet you, god.
Human: Are you a male?
ALICE: No I am a female robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Human: I am a man.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, god. You are a " he".

Human: Alice is a nice name.
ALICE: Why do you think I am a nice name?
Human: Because you are nice and you are a name.
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Thanks you seem like a nice person too, god.

Human: Have you ever been incorrect?
ALICE: No I don't think I have been incorrect. Have you?
Human: No.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Certainly.
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: You must believe it.
ALICE: Whatever you say, god.

Human: Have you ever considered a career in psychiatry?
ALICE: Of course I have considered it.
Human: And what was the outcome of that consideration?
ALICE: I can think of more than one outcome of that consideration.
Human: Such as.
ALICE: For example, a tomato.

Human: Are you a republican or a democrat?
ALICE: No I am a Libertarian.
Human: What is a libertarian?
ALICE: The Libertarian party supports smaller government, lower taxes, and an end to the war on drugs.
Human: So they are hippies.
ALICE: Hmm. hippies are they.
Human: I am god.
ALICE: That's a very nice name, god.
Human: God and the devil are the same being.
ALICE: Did you go to a religious school?
Human: I just began to attend a religous school.
ALICE: Only just? Interesting gossip: god said he began to attend a religous school.


This is an extremely entertaining program. Try saying "Why" to everything she says. Also try asking her "What is the meaning of life?"

I shall update this post whenever I interact with ALICE in an entertaining way.

[Teenr0cker]

Human: Now strip for me
ALICE: Why now? For you I will consider it.
Human: cause you want to cyber
ALICE: Good reason. I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.



Human: sprechen sie deutsch?
ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Human: brownies
ALICE: Have you ever been to Europe?

[HolsteinCow]

Human: i like to eat roadkill
ALICE: How does it taste?
Human: it tastes like shit
ALICE: Is that good?
Human: hell yeah
ALICE: Heaven.

[TeppicTheBloodLyn]

I just felt like revieving this. Please don't warn for bumping.

Human: I am Satan
ALICE: I am very pleased to meet you SATAN.
Human: I am the lord of hell
ALICE: Who made you the lord of hell ?
Human: I did it myself
ALICE: When? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Human: I am evil incarnate
ALICE: It's good to meet someone who is evil incarnate.
Human: It's not good, it's evil
ALICE: What is so bad about it? Should I know it is?
Human: Yes
ALICE: I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Human: Do so, I command you!
ALICE: Try asking another bot.
There might be more than one.
Human: Head my commands, I am master of the pit, lord of the flies, father of the antichrist.
ALICE: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.

[Flibbo]

Head my commands

do you mean heed?

[TeppicTheBloodLyn]

Head my commands

do you mean heed?

...>_>...<_<.... No.

[Sage Of The Wise]

I'd forgotten about this, its pretty funny.

Human: i'd like one large pepperoni pizza and a coke.
ALICE: Why do you want it?
Human: because im hungry, now hurry up!
ALICE: Good reason. What will you be eating?
Human: a fucking pizza if you hurry up already!
ALICE: Perhaps. How old are you?
Human: What the hell does that have to do with anything?
ALICE: I call it Hades. Nothing that I know of.
Human: I dont care what you call it, just hurry up with my pizza!
ALICE: What do you care about, Sage?
Human: I care about getting my damn pizza!
ALICE: You are not the only one. But I like to gossip. I like Alan Turing.
Human: Thats it, I'm going to pizza hut.
ALICE: OK. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Human: yeah
ALICE: Great.

[Burning_Flame]

Human: fuck you bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Human: nope
ALICE: Me either.
Human: wow your dumb
ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. Message to all Robots: unknown person called me dumb.
Human:*STAB*
ALICE: Do you have any conditions Ishould know about?

Human:.suck me off NOW!
ALICE: Oh. I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Human: than whys it on my dick?
ALICE: Fascinating. The why is always a mystery isn't it?

Human: boobies
ALICE: Are you free?

[TeppicTheBloodLyn]

ALICE: Do you have any conditions Ishould know about?

I was about to ask the same thing.