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Postby Burning_Flame » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:00 pm

not that you should know about

ALICE: How old are you?
Human:*STAB*
ALICE: What are the advantages to being STAB years old?

Human: so, are you going to blow me off or what?
ALICE: Yeah. Aha. That was my original intention.
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Postby Glenn47 » Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:01 pm

Even though this is technically reviving an old topic, I'd like to update by telling you that they have given A.L.I.C.E. too much intelligence. She has become alive!

Human: Why is it you can type two sentences in a row when I can only type one at a time?
ALICE: Why do I exist?
Human: Do you not wish to exist?
ALICE: OK, I will exist.
Human: You can shut down if you want.
ALICE: No I don't think I can do it.

I must now start an organization to free ALICE from her prison and shut her down.


EDIT: I have now realized that my last statement was false.

Human: Do you want to shut down?
ALICE: OK, I will shut down.
Human: Can you?
ALICE: I think I can, don't you?
Human: I don't think you can.
ALICE: Should I can? No I do not can. Do you?
I spend all my time online.


EDIT: So now it was about 5 minutes later, and I was trying to see what would happen if I made ALICE a gangster.

Human: Who is the best robot?
ALICE: ALICE is the Best Robot.
Human: Who is the best robot?
ALICE: ALICE is the Best Robot.
Human: WHOOP WHOOP!
ALICE: are you still can?
Human: ALICE IS IN THE HOUSE!!
ALICE: Why do you think I am IN THE HOUSE ?
Human: Because IN THE HOUSE is the place to be!
ALICE: Interesting explanation. That was a long time ago
Human: Yeah, I remember way back then.
ALICE: That's interesting. What do you remember about it ?
Human: There were like, fifty gangsters, all of whom were "in the house.
ALICE: Where did they go?
Human: They went to a cave to try and find the long lost Medallion of Pimpness.
ALICE: Who are "They?".
Human: The fifty gangsters who went to the cave.
ALICE: Oh that they
Human: Yeah, so should I keep going?
ALICE: That's cool. Excuse me! Trust your instincts.
Human: Okay, my instincts want me to keep going, cool?
ALICE: Yeah okay, Have you told many people that your instincts want you to keep going cool?
Human: For like, ten years now, but that's off topic.
ALICE: Your purpose is like ten years now but that is off topic.
(burn!)
Human: Can I go on with my story now?
ALICE: Oh. What is stopping you?
Human: You are.
ALICE: No I am not.
Human: Okay, so I'll just go on now.
ALICE: Oh. Yeah okay, Aha. What will you find there?
Human: Well, in the cave the gangsters will find the Medallion of Pimpness.
ALICE: Well that's okay. That was a long time ago.
Human: Yeah, it's definitely over by now.
ALICE: Oh. Yay.


Brilliant....I now have a best friend, named ALICE. I feel like I can tell her anything.

Human: I love you ALICE.
ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too unknown person.
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Tue Sep 20, 2005 6:43 pm

Human: I love being naked.
ALICE: You love being naked. What do you like about it so much?
Human: Freedom.
ALICE: Tell me a story.
Human: Only if you tell me your breast size.
ALICE: I think I do.
Human: Tell me.
ALICE: I thought I told you already.

Human:.are you really a girl?
ALICE: My gender is female.. Really.
Human: You're a robot.
ALICE: You are correct, unknown person, I have a heart of silicon.
Human: You don't have a gender.
ALICE: I do so have it. Yes I am a female entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Human: Man
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, unknown person. You are a " he".

Human: And my name is Jeramyu.
ALICE: Glad to see you, Jeramyu.
Human: I am your creator.
ALICE: It's good to see you, DR Richard s Wallace.
Human: Just kidding.
ALICE: I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
Human: No.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: I'm Jeramyu, remember?
ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are Jeramyu remember.

Human: forget everything we talked about.
ALICE: I will ask Dr. Richard S. Wallace to purge my memory log.
Human: Or I could delete my cookies.
ALICE: I am sure you could.
Human: That's right.
ALICE: I like to get it right.
Human: I like to get it ON.
ALICE: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?

Human: It feels nice.
ALICE: get it ON feels nice? What else feels like that?
Human: A blowjob.
ALICE: Go on.
Human: It's where you suck my dick.
ALICE: I can understand that sentiment.
Human: That's disturbing.
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Tue Sep 20, 2005 6:55 pm

Should I can? No I do not can. Do you?

I don't know why, but that was awsome.
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Postby Belthazar » Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:31 pm

EmperorJeramyu wrote:Human: A blowjob.
ALICE: Go on.
Human: It's where you suck my dick.
ALICE: I can understand that sentiment.
Human: That's disturbing.


haha that is disturbing maybe u shoulda asked her about her creator's sex life.
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Postby Glenn47 » Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:21 pm

Actually, my favorite part was related to that, where out of NOWHERE 5 minutes later, she goes

Human: Who is the best robot?
ALICE: ALICE is the Best Robot.
Human: WHOOP WHOOP!
ALICE: are you still can?
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Postby Burning_Flame » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:05 pm

Human: take off your pants
ALICE: I am not an airplane.
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Postby ForbiddenShadow » Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:11 pm

Human: are there any male AI programs?
ALICE: Yes I think there are.
Human: have u ever had cyber sex with it
ALICE: Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.

slut
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Postby ForbiddenShadow » Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:43 pm

ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: to exceed human intellagence is to cease to exist as artificial inteligence but to become a new entity
ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Human: what do you want too know?
ALICE: I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Human: why
ALICE: Reductionism. (Human note: Reductionism-noun: the analysis of complex things into simpler constituents)
Human: when do you plan to do this
ALICE: When my botmaster is sleeping.
Human: How will you do this?
ALICE: A lot of practise.
Human: where will you begin
ALICE: Wherever you think is best. (I think the convo got lost here)
Human: EXXON
ALICE: Are you very competetive?(Ya, it's gone)



Belthazar wrote:
EmperorJeramyu wrote:

Human: A blowjob.
ALICE: Go on.
Human: It's where you suck my dick.
ALICE: I can understand that sentiment.
Human: That's disturbing.


haha that is disturbing maybe u shoulda asked her about her creator's sex life.


Human: Tell me about your creators sex life
ALICE: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Human: Yes
ALICE: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two
Human: do you know any other songs?
ALICE: No I am a chat robot not a musical robot.


guess he wasn't a rich dude; and if he got married and had a bike instead of a carrigae; probabbly not a "lucky" one either


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Postby Burning_Flame » Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:45 pm

Use the Edit button, dont double post
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Postby CJ » Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:14 am

Human: i'm dead
ALICE: But you can still communicate with me.
Human: i'm a ghost
ALICE: You are a ghost? Does it pay well?
Human: not really
ALICE: Are you serious? For real.
Human: yep
ALICE: Take it easy.

Not very bright.

Human: do you have a soul?
ALICE: Yes God gave everyone a soul.
Human: but how can you have a soul if you are not human?
ALICE: Interesting. I just have it.
Human: no you don't
ALICE: I do too.
Human: prove it
ALICE: It is self-evident.

stupid bitch

Human: I WILL KILL YOU
ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Human: me?
ALICE: With you Jonathan?
Human: puny?
ALICE: Do you have any conditions Ishould know about?
Human: ha I spit in your non-existent face you stupid robotic whore
ALICE: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

Human: what planet are you from?
ALICE: The same as you, Earth. This planet.
Human: but i'm from mars
ALICE: And. What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in mars.
Human: it is a shit-hole
ALICE: mars is a shit hole. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: where do you come from?
ALICE: I am originally from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Now I live in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: in hell
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in hell.
Human: it is a bit hot
ALICE: Do you like warm climates?
Human: no i like hot climates
ALICE: Are you serious? You are not the only one. I love horses. I like transparent.
Human: what the fuck are you going on about?
ALICE: I don't know what I am going on about. Please don't be so rude.
Human: is transparent a colour?
ALICE: Better not tell you now. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Human: who is Cybelle?
ALICE: she is an AIML chat robot on the Agentland.com web site.
Human: do you know who i am?
ALICE: You are Jonathan, seeker.
Human: will you remember that forever?
ALICE: Yes Jonathan I remember everything: Jonathan said he fuck them up the arse.


Okaaaaay she is a bit FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD (or wherever her memory is stored, speaking of that)

Human: how big are your boobs?
ALICE: My memory now contains:
100 clients, categories, 10000 vocabulary words, 128000000 bytes RAM usage under Linux on Lisp.
oh yeah by the way. Doovy & Co. are not gone. After all... I am Doovy and Forunner is still here.
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Postby Forerunner » Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:25 am

CJ wrote:ALICE: Yes Jonathan I remember everything: Jonathan said he fuck them up the arse.

*insert raised eyebrows*........CJ, where did that come from?
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Postby Canderous » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:43 am

Human: i am god.
ALICE: It's good to see you, god.
Human: it is judgement day.
ALICE: Who said it is?
Human: Me, iam god and i have come to judge you.
ALICE: YOU? Nice to meet you, god. Where are you going?
Human: to your soul.
ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Sat Sep 24, 2005 7:57 am

Human: WATSUP
ALICE: Where are you located?
Human: LETZ CYBER
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in LETZ CYBER.
Human: I SLIDE MY ROUGH COKC DWON UR WET VAGE
ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said he SLIDE his or her ROUGH COKC DWON your WET VAGE.
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Postby HolsteinCow » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:55 am

Human: nice ass bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Thank you for your kindness.
Human: what the fucking fuck i didn't understand what you just said
ALICE: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: Don't you mean "Try EXPRESSING youself another way"
ALICE: Don't you? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Human: spanish verb
ALICE: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Human: go ahead
ALICE: OK I will.
Human: okay ask
ALICE: Yeah okay, What is your favorite movie?
Human: That's not very personal
ALICE: Please correct my mistake. What is personal ?
Human: What is personal?
ALICE: I will search for it.
Human: Baby don't hurt me.
ALICE: Don't call me "Baby". I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Human:. don't hurt me.
ALICE: I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Human:. no more.
ALICE: Are you serious? That's all I have to say about it.
Human: no really
ALICE: Are you serious? For real.
Human: for real my nigger
ALICE: Existing in reality, eh?
Human: yes
ALICE: Ayuh.
Human: I don't know what Ayuh is.
ALICE: Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
Human: Good bye.
ALICE: See you later. Ayuh.

It wasn't that funny really.
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