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When Flipper Attacks II: With Dart Guns.

Postby War » Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:33 pm

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1577753,00.html


Its kind of freaky yet cool to see that our military is so creative.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:58 pm

Bah, that ain't creative. They should be like the dolphins in Red Alert 2 and have sonic cannons.
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Postby Exiled » Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:59 pm

What the fuck man? Now I have to worry about dolphins killing me while I ride my jet ski??

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Postby Inderos » Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:07 pm

Exiled wrote:What the fuck man? Now I have to worry about dolphins killing me while I ride my jet ski??

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Postby Sarcasm » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:25 am

Heh.... Nothing compared to the fact the Russians had suicide bomber dogs in WWII and the Japanese had bats dropping bombs...
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Wed Sep 28, 2005 10:37 am

Whats with all the dolphin stuff all of a sudden?
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Wed Sep 28, 2005 10:56 am

You know what would be fun? Dolphin Grenades.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:03 pm

I only made my dolphin blaster (TM) topic because I saw this one on dolphins...

Oh, and the US wanted to use bats as "Batbombs" against the Japanese...
Wiki never lies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb

Yeah, and the dog thing, they were trained by putting food under tanks. The problem was that there was no clear distinction between the enemy and russian tanks, so there was a good chance they might run under a friendly tank as much as they might run under the enemy tank.

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Wikipedia wrote:The German army learned of the use of Hundeminen as anti-tank weapons, and on the Eastern Front dogs were shot on sight, under the pretence that they were likely to be rabid. Dogs became scarce as a result, making the use of dogs as a surprise weapon even more improbable.



Fun Fact: Hunde= Dog (hound is the cognate of Hunde) and Minen= (obviously another cognate for Mine) explosion...Therefore Hundeminen= Dog Explosion
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Postby ForbiddenShadow » Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:53 pm

Cool; never heard of a batbomb before;
anyways; were studying urban lengends in class and i think that this may fit into something like that...if its not; Damn thoses animl rights assholes; i wanna see a killer dolphin!
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Postby War » Sat Oct 01, 2005 3:43 pm

Well a Killer Whale aka a Orca is actually related to dolphins and not whales at all. So you can see a killer dolphin.
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Postby Glenn47 » Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:04 pm

This may be new to most of you, but Dolphins are my favorite animal! Now I hear that these creatures are being used by our arrogant military as weapons, stealing away the dolphins' freedoms?


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Postby Teenr0cker » Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:53 am

Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?

A3) Accept, if possible! I will go through the steps involved with males and females...
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Postby Belthazar » Sun Oct 02, 2005 2:57 pm

jees pretty soon we'll be reading about suicide bombing bats. The new form of terrorism.
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Postby ForbiddenShadow » Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:16 pm

Teenr0cker wrote:
Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?

A3) Accept, if possible! I will go through the steps involved with males and females...



you like totally stole my quote; go to "wow, they weren't ;lying" and you'll see :P ; but u did take my quote
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Postby Aegis » Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:22 pm

Well, actually, dolphins are a lot smarter than humans. They know of the impending destruction of the Earth.

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