NEVER, under any circumstances, let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you.
Sure it's changed, but that's what makes it my advice...and not some creepy dude.
Linkies: http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html
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by Teenr0cker » Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:04 am
So, my good friends Tomi and Chris were being really stupid and ditching practice last week....Now, when I say they were being stupid, I am not implying their stupidity because of their ditching. No, no, no, that is far from the truth. They had somehow managed to get off topic from their physics homework they were doing together, and got onto the topic of whether or not a Dolphin could ...expell more reproductive fluid than a whale. I don't care to ask which kind of whale, because a whale wins anyway, and I could care less about that detail. But apparently they just had to google it to be sure, and came across a site called "Sex with Dolphins - 'How To', and a Personal Viewpoint" and found...uh...some of the most interesting bit of advice I've heard since I called Porter when he was drunk last spring. I've found the site for your proof...but I recommend you venture not into this terrifying realm. I declare this my own personal word of wisdom to you all:
Sure it's changed, but that's what makes it my advice...and not some creepy dude.
Linkies: http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html
Sure it's changed, but that's what makes it my advice...and not some creepy dude.
Linkies: http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html
Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
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by Telephalsion » Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:35 am
I'm not clicking a lik containing sex as it's url adress.
Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.
Any type of female.
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by Sage Of The Wise » Wed Sep 28, 2005 10:33 am
You really can find anything on the internet...
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
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by RentACop » Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:21 pm
Pffft, on the scale of depravity, that's weak.
If you hear a tearing sound it's probably your soul ripping itself from your frame.
If you hear a tearing sound it's probably your soul ripping itself from your frame.
Maybe if you know your true love is about to move away to college or something, you can stick this shit in the stereo and make the moment last while at the same time listening to pussies whine about bitch shit. Just like you.
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by ForbiddenShadow » Thu Sep 29, 2005 4:01 pm
Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?
A3) Accept, if possible! I will go through the steps involved with males and females...
plz don't ask me why i read it; but this is kinda TWISTED TO HELL[/quote]
Blood is driping from the veins
Of all the enemies that I have slain
As I see their eyes turn to black
The remourse for killing is all I lack
Of all the enemies that I have slain
As I see their eyes turn to black
The remourse for killing is all I lack
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by HolsteinCow » Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:44 pm
I first realized I was a Delphinic Zoophile when I was 12 years old, which is when I had my first sexual encounter with a dolphin.
I blame Down's Syndrome.
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." (Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio)
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by RentACop » Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:42 pm
Q6) Where can I find a dolphin to mate with?
A6) Aquariums are a bad choice, for many reasons.
Now that's funny. I don't care who you are, that's funny.
A6) Aquariums are a bad choice, for many reasons.
Now that's funny. I don't care who you are, that's funny.
Maybe if you know your true love is about to move away to college or something, you can stick this shit in the stereo and make the moment last while at the same time listening to pussies whine about bitch shit. Just like you.
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by Teenr0cker » Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:30 pm
Chris: Dad, what's a blowhole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for son. And when I do, you'll know why I can never go back to Seaworld.
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for son. And when I do, you'll know why I can never go back to Seaworld.
Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
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by Forerunner » Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:19 am
I first realized I was a Delphinic Zoophile when I was 12 years old, which is when I had my first sexual encounter with a dolphin.
Please tell me that the above is bullshit and you guys are all playing some sick twisted joke on the rest of us about human-dolphin relations...
(p.s. I'm not following that link)
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by Burning_Flame » Sun Oct 02, 2005 11:47 am
I dont know if it is a joke....I hope it is, but who knows. But it is accually all on the site.
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by ForbiddenShadow » Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:31 pm
I was watching King of the Hill; the one where hank got violated by a dolphin; and the trainer seemed jelous..in fact he said, "why don't you choose me" to the dolphin...maby theres a sick tuth behind it...
and congrats too me on my 50th post. WOOT!
and congrats too me on my 50th post. WOOT!
Blood is driping from the veins
Of all the enemies that I have slain
As I see their eyes turn to black
The remourse for killing is all I lack
Of all the enemies that I have slain
As I see their eyes turn to black
The remourse for killing is all I lack
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by Sage Of The Wise » Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:48 pm
I remember that episode, which is weird because I never watch that show.
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
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