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Postby RentACop » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:01 pm

1) Glastonbury Tor.

2) A Baghdad Battery.

3) Valentinian III.
Maybe if you know your true love is about to move away to college or something, you can stick this shit in the stereo and make the moment last while at the same time listening to pussies whine about bitch shit. Just like you.
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Postby Forerunner » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:09 pm

1) No idea.... probably Japan or India... definately not America. Japan is awesome, and I'm half Indian so I wanna go to India, and I'm so sick of America even though I have never been there, isn't everybody? Well I don't really care whether or not everybody is because I am.

2) This is a cause of much debate... should I choose something with near infinite value (as in money), something super fun and cool, or something that could help me achieve wisdom and insight.... well I get the feeling that If I suddenly became infinitly wise then the first think I would say would be "I should have chosen the money!"

So I'm gonna go with one of those money making machines.... I mean if you have money then you can get anything you want.

3) The person who is overall the owner of 'Zelda'... I would then kidnap him and take him to Microsoft headquarters where we promise him much happiness and money to make zelda games on xbox and great pain if he does not.
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Postby CJ » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:15 am

No, just no. Zelda belongs on Nintendo, and it is too good for X-Box, If the people with X-Boxes wanted Zelda, they should of bought a Nintendo.

1) I want to go to Japan, it is my favorite country (other than Australia) and they have everything, and I love Japan.

2) I want Electricity, Phone, and Water, without any charge whatsoever.
I could sit on my ass all day playing video games and not have to worry about the electricity bill.

2) George W Bush, because he is the biggest hypocrite I know of.
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Postby AznChipmunk » Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:59 pm

CJ wrote:2) George W Bush, because he is the biggest hypocrite I know of.

(Wasn't that #3, not #2?)
Anyways...
Yay! Someone agrees with me.
I think Zelda should be for not only Nintendo, though.
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:34 pm

AznChipmunk wrote:I think Zelda should be for not only Nintendo, though.

Sure. They can just go ahead and bring Halo over to GameCube while they're at it. :roll:
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Postby Forerunner » Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:45 pm

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AznChipmunk wrote:I think Zelda should be for not only Nintendo, though.

Sure. They can just go ahead and bring Halo over to GameCube while they're at it. :roll:


I wouldn't mind, but I'd like to see them try.... and fail miserably...

I didn;t say it would happen, I just said I want it to.
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Postby Sarcasm » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:26 pm

Yeah! And have microsoft make Final Fantasy and while you are at it, Create Mario games for the PS
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Postby Belthazar » Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:22 pm

in other words screw up the balance in the video gaming world.
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Postby RentACop » Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:51 pm

Well, that derailed quickly.
Maybe if you know your true love is about to move away to college or something, you can stick this shit in the stereo and make the moment last while at the same time listening to pussies whine about bitch shit. Just like you.
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Postby Forerunner » Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:33 am

I think it would be utterly hilarious if bungie made a mario game.

first mario wakes up, sees an assualt rifle, pickes it up.... and then the evil alien invaders find him and start blasting him with their plasma cannons... :roll:

Another funny scenarion would be super smash brothers exept an xbox version. What characters would it have and which ones would be the 'unlockable' ones?
The master chief would be a character because he is like an xbox logo on his own... but because of his sheer awesomness he would have to be the hardest to unlock.......
...on the other hand Mr. Game and Watch is shit and he was the hardest to unlock in ssbm...
(Roy is still the best)


Yeah.... now back to our usual broadcast.
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Postby Telephalsion » Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:57 am

to get back on track, new questions:

If you could take any job in the world, what job would that be? (you'd automatically be great at it)

Name the most useless invention, along the lines of a solar powered flashlight.
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Postby Forerunner » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:20 am

Well if I'm automatically great at it I would be a game designer and programmer who sells games to ALL consoles.

That way, all of the consoles get the game, and because I'm good at my job, the game would kick ass. That way I help everybody, including me who both enjoys the game and makes millions off it... sweet...

Name the most useless invention, along the lines of a solar powered flashlight.


OMG I think it could be a solar powered flashlight! :shock:
...or a wind powered fan, stupid things like that always happen... like a penis flavored condom... well THAT one still gets the job done I guess...
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:30 am

My first thought was to work for an honest game magazine or somthing along those lines, but seeing how that job doesn't actualy exist, I'd probably want to do somthing along the lines of what forunner said.

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Postby Teenr0cker » Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:07 am

1. Definitely either Japan or Germany. Japan because, well, it's friggin Japan! Germany becuase I like the culture and I want to test my ever-growing fluency there.

2. The "My First Thor's Accessory Kit" kit comes complete with Thors mighty hammer, "Mjolnir", some freaking awesome gloves made JUST so that I could hand the hammer, and the belt that increases my strength tenfold! None would stop me!

3....This one's a tough one...I'm torn between one of those perfect kids who has like 4 older siblings and has to live up to their great legacies, while being extremely good looking and popular, but not showing that they really care (*cough*Mormon*Cough*) or a guy who wears socks on his feet while wearing sandals. YOU know why.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:08 am

4) Like the others, a writer for a game magazine, game designer or a game music composer.

5) No idea. But once in my Electronics class there was a cardboard box delivery that came in a cardboard box which I found quite amusing.
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