If you could...

[Belthazar]

4.) a video gaming analyst

5.) a sinkable lifesaver (wouldn't wanna get stuck with one of those)

[RentACop]

4) Does third world dictator count as a job?

5) Artificial dog testicles.

[Burning_Flame]

5) A condom with sweat holes

[AznChipmunk]

4. Video Game Programmer. And be rich.

5. Hmmm. Hard one. A cube shaped bowling-ball, I guess.

[Forerunner]

I guess this sorta fits in with question 5.

Have you ever gone on an airplane and bought a small packet of airplane nuts?

Well I did.

I kept my packet of nuts until I got home, where I then sat down and ate my nuts.

After eating my nuts I looked at the back of the pack and OMG there was a warning:

"May contain traces of nuts."

...I think thats an insult to the intelligence of humankind.

[CJ]

I don't want to be a video games programer, I'm the type of guy that likes to enjoy other peoples work, not make things for other people to enjoy.

4) I wanna be a Bricklayer. They get paid 140k a year in some parts of Queensland, and it is a fun job (Yeah, so what, I wanna get into a trade.....that doesn't mean that I'm a dumbass, it just means that I want to get rich doing a job that I enjoy).

Bricklaying is a LOT harder than it looks, you have to get each brick level and plumb, and put up with a lot of harassment, and not to mention the damage it can do to your back if you're not careful.

5) An electric powered generator.

[Shindy]

1) Canada. Or Japan so i can get girls after South Korea whoop's Japan's army.
2) TANK!!! Prefer K1A1.
3) Japan's most corrupt and retarded Politician Ishihara.
4) SK SF.
5) Would be Glasses

[Phile]

I feel beeing accepted here so I keep on posting

4) I wanna have intense drawing abilities in order to be able to co-operate in anime productions or to create popular mangas.

5) A few months ago, I was in a shop that sold brand clothing (like Burton, quicksilver and that stuff) and I saw a usual purse/portemonnaie (not made of leather or anything) which costed about 150 $!! I've been thinking that purses should contain money, not cost money.

[Glenn47]

4) Well, I'd probably be a guitarist in an amazingly good band. That's fame, fortune, and something I'd REALLY enjoy doing until I felt like retiring. Then after I've done my touring and earned tons of riches, I'd settle down in a quiet town (similar to Hibbing, but probably not Hibbing) and give guitar and vocal lessons. That's my dream life.
5) On the same topic, those fake guitars that you buy for 4-year-olds that only play nursery songs. If I had been playing a real guitar back then instead of the fake one I had, maybe I'd be on my way to the first dream by now.

[Violent_Paradan]

1. I'd probably just stay right here.

2. 1337est personal computer ever; one with every OS.

Three is easy: Jack Thompson.

I'd probably be a mercenary with awesome weapons, excessive superpowers that can rend the fabric of the universe, a space ship that makes the Death Star look like an escape pod, and at least four different groups of evil villains to fight.

5. The cell phone. Why would I want something that allows people to call me whenever they want and enforce their demands on me?

[Squiggy]

1) Japan, definantly japan

2) Area 51, lots of cool stuff at area 51

3) George Bush, because i simply don't like him

4) Fighter pilot, then i could blow up any one that i liked

5) alchohol powered car, why fuel the car when you can get drunk?

[Telephalsion]

because then you can drink the fuel out of the gas station hose if you need to get drunk, simple as that

[ForbiddenShadow]

and then if the exhaust got plugged; the alcohol fumes got backed up; u get hammered; then busted for driving under the influence.

[Strayed Wanderer]

We are all aware that a Solar Powered Flashlight is actually a great invention, right? It collects energy while it's light on and stores it. Then when you actually need to use it, it has the energy already.

[Koren The Wanderer]

1) Definitely not Japan, I might run into one of you guys. Maybe Australia, it's only 3 hours away.

2) A 2005 Bentley Continental GT.

3) Don't get me started.

4) A Saudi Arabian sultan. The guy's got a car made of silver.

5) Dunno.