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Postby Ovenhole » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:13 am

Dolphins and humans fit quite nicely, being the only animals that actually enjoy having sex ... or so I've read ... :?
Still I hope this site is a joke.
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Postby Random idea » Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:37 am

Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.
i pwned them all.
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Postby Squiggy » Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:04 am

Ovenhole wrote:Dolphins and humans fit quite nicely, being the only animals that actually enjoy having sex


Is there something you wish to tell us?
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Postby Forerunner » Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:01 am

I've given up hope that that site is entire bullshit made up by morons with intent to fool people.

Still don't believe it though, maybe they think and wish that they've been screwed by dolphins... but I really can't see how you'd persuade or force a dolphin to have sex with you.

ewwwwww..... people seducing dolphins... in no context is that moral or right.
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Postby ReaperGal » Sat Oct 29, 2005 7:19 pm

Human-on-animal action is disgusting. Even if the dolphin would want to screw a human. If a dolphin started hitting on me I'd be like "Fuck you. Just because you're an inter-species slut doesn't mean I am."
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Postby HolsteinCow » Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:53 am

ReaperGal wrote:Human-on-animal action is disgusting. Even if the dolphin would want to screw a human. If a dolphin started hitting on me I'd be like "Fuck you. Just because you're an inter-species slut doesn't mean I am."


I take a more inner-city approach to dolphins. They're my bitches.
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Postby AznChipmunk » Sun Oct 30, 2005 3:09 pm

That is... nasty.
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