THE WAY SURVIVOR Day 5 - One Sex To Live

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THE WAY SURVIVOR Day 5 - One Sex To Live

Postby Porter » Wed May 19, 2004 4:07 pm

Jeramyu, Iteroth and Porter were well on their way to success after killing 3 of the 14 required to achieve new world balance.

"So Iteroth, did they tell you why we had to kill 14 to get new world balance?" Porter asked
"No" Iteroth said.
"So who told you this?" Porter said.
"A mysterious figure, I TOLD YOU ALREADY." He replied "Now if we don't get to another one, we are DEAD!"
they walked for 1 minute then...
"STOP]" Jeramyu said...."What was that?"

Porter and Iteroth both almost soiled themselves on the spot.

"What do you hear?" Porter said.
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"My moderator senses are tingling!" Jeramyu said

All stood in silence...

"OVER THERE!!!" Jeramyu shouted as he took off running.
Jeramyu was in a dead sprint to the point of his questioning. Porter and Iteroth were close behind walking. When they arrived there was an interesting sight to behold.

"LAY DOWN AND LET ME HAVE SEX WITH YOU," a strange little man yelled as he wrestled a familiar character to the ground.
"Get off me to little perv," he responded.

"hey isn't that.....?"
"SLADE!" All three shouted.

"Just one, PLEASE," the figure said again.
"Who is that raping slade?" Porter said.
"Man, that's sick, what a fucked up little man," Iteroth said back
"This would be a perfect opportunity to do something," Jeramyu said.
All three agreed.

"We'll have to ask you to get off of him boy, so we can kill him" Porter said
Iteroth yanked him off Slade as Jeramyu restrained him.
"Oh my god, it's Leo," Iteroth said.

"what did you expect, could you leave me to my work?" Leo said.
"Well, we know pretty much what Leo will do to him." Iteroth said
"yep......fuck him......to.....death," Porter said.
"Leo, by order of me, the Moderator of the boards, you have to kill Slade in any way possible, or we will kill you." Jeramyu said.
"Well....uhm...I guess, as long as I get my 10 minutes of fun with Slade," Leo said.
"Good, now let's go guys," Porter said.

The three walked off into the sunset, with blood curdling screams of horror behind them.


Characters Terminated:
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3) Gaius
1) Rhue
13) Dirk
4) Slade

Characters Remaining:
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2) Traziun
5) Strata
6) Lyrra
7) Cetsa
8 )Scatha/Chasta
9) Lexus
10) Kloe
11) Phantom Slasher
12) Serena[/img]
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Postby Leo » Wed May 19, 2004 4:30 pm

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. :twisted:

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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Wed May 19, 2004 6:15 pm

Strata
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Postby Greatchickenman » Wed May 19, 2004 6:18 pm

Strata
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Postby Excell » Wed May 19, 2004 6:25 pm

Strata. Let me do something cool in the story. 8)
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Porter licks dicks.
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Wed May 19, 2004 7:23 pm

Yes! Illustrations! :o
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Re: THE WAY SURVIVOR Day 5 - One Sex To Live

Postby Iteroth » Wed May 19, 2004 7:32 pm

Porter wrote:Image
"My moderator senses are tingling!" Jeramyu said


HOLY CRAP. That is awesome. If I were more senile, I might have shit my pants reading that. :P
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Postby Impossible » Thu May 20, 2004 12:20 am

Do something cool out of it first, Excell.

STRATA MUST DIE!
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Postby Sinova » Thu May 20, 2004 1:05 am

Strata.
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Postby Koren The Wanderer » Thu May 20, 2004 1:38 am

Strata, I'd rather have Lexus leave but Strata's definitely going this time.
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Postby Telephalsion » Thu May 20, 2004 3:24 am

Strata

Good Illustration Btw
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Any type of female.
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Re: THE WAY SURVIVOR Day 5 - One Sex To Live

Postby Exiled » Thu May 20, 2004 6:54 am

Porter wrote:Image


Look its porter in a spidey costume :lol:
how cute :)
Well... looks like strata gots to go then.... Strata it is.
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Postby Berserker » Thu May 20, 2004 7:06 am

I vote Strata, even if it doesn't seem so useful right now... :lol:
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Postby HolsteinCow » Thu May 20, 2004 7:39 am

Strata.

Strata must die.
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Postby blaksun » Thu May 20, 2004 11:24 am

I can feel it...coming in the air tonight!

STRATA!!!

WOO HOO!

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The land beneath the sky,
Echoes of the past decry.
A lost love carried on,
Words to a lonely song.
Everyone must bleed,
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