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Postby Greatchickenman » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:12 am

Dr. Casey wrote:Boxers are too roomy, my thingy gets shifted to an uncomfortable angle and I have to reach down and reposition it when nobody's look. Good ol' briefs, they keep it strapped down.



Yeah, except I'll just do it when i'm sure everyone's watching.

Since were on the topic of grossing people out, there was this girl at my school that was a total bitch, and she gets up to go to the bathroom during lunch, and everyone pulls off a bunch of pubes and put them in her burger. And she eats it and doesn't even notice. everyone is cracking up so hard. She asks her best friend what they did and her best friend's like, "Nothing! (:roll:) "

And on another note these kids would always steal fries from one of my friends, so one day they ate all of his fries and he left an open condom down at the bottom. they freaked out. it was pretty funny. not as funny as before though.

oh, btw. BOXERZ RULE!!!!!!!!!1onez0rz

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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:44 pm

I guess I finally understand what's wrong with Impossible... he needs to wear boxers.

You ever see the movie "Waiting" GCM?
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Postby Greatchickenman » Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:53 pm

Strayed Wanderer wrote:You ever see the movie "Waiting" GCM?



Naw man. I really wanted to see it though.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:00 am

Well, how do you feel about frontal male nudity?
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Postby Wellsy » Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:04 am

Are all you boxer-haters wearing Vasoline Boxers that shimmy and slide up and down your torso? Seriously, I have NEVER had any problems with boxers moving, shifting, etc. When I finally made the switch from briefs, it was weird, but I don't think I'll ever go back now, boxers are too comfortable. Or you could compromise and go with boxer-briefs.

Oh, and all you complainig about getting "things" stuck in your briefs? You might try . . . TRIMMING! Christ . . . I need a drink . . . :x
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Postby Telephalsion » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:10 am

The only boxers I can ahve trouble with are silk boxers, and boxers that are very loose.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:30 am

Oh and boner problems? I believe even porter can teach you all a phrase I like to call "Self-Control". 8)
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Postby ReaperGal » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:39 pm

Strayed Wanderer wrote:Well, how do you feel about frontal male nudity?


A valid question for any occasion.


And ha ha. Silly males with your external genitalia.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:44 pm

My god. She just managed to simultaneously burn all except five (by my count) members of the board. The five are the few girls who have signed up, or was there four? Well the fifth one can be Burning or some one.
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Postby Burning_Flame » Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:05 pm

OUCH! That hurts. Fitz, thah was like a groin shot, evept it was with a hammer. Atleast I'm not 12! OH BURN!
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Postby Teenr0cker » Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:04 pm

Well at least he's not a moron. You know....respected member of the community??? Incredibly high potential judging by his early age. Maturity? Any of these apply to you?







Didn't think so. Age isn't the biggest issue here you fool. You seem to make that mistake far too often. Also, don't take things personally. Just look at my sig.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:34 pm

Woah dude. Is it that time of the month?

I got some ice cream for you, Teen. alright, yeah.. go over there and cry now.
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Postby Occurrence of Something » Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:08 pm

Fitz Tayo wrote:My god. She just managed to simultaneously burn all except five (by my count) members of the board. The five are the few girls who have signed up, or was there four? Well the fifth one can be Burning or some one.


Okay... okay... we've got Reaper... uhh, Rei... and there's Glenn's old girlfriend, whatever her name was... and I guess, thewaynewbie? So, four. Now, if only inari would come on the board, then that would be five.
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Postby Forerunner » Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:21 pm

Man guy's calm down.

And I don't feel burnt at all, I like my 'external genitalia'.
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Postby Burning_Flame » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:15 pm

miss nothingness or whatever her name is, i assume its a female.
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