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by **Forerunner** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 10:20 pm

Impossible wrote:Generally the best reason to have a Mac is not being an ignoramus, FLW.

... what do you mean?... oh shit... asking this makes me an ignoramus which answers my question... fuck I'm a moron... but still what do you mean?

by **Impossible** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 10:45 pm

I think you've answered yourself by now.

by **Teenr0cker** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:04 pm

I've got a better idea. Everyone switches to Linux, that way it'll give me some peace and quiet while you all try to figure it out or reinstall your old OS..

by **OverlordBill** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:15 am

You don't use Linux. You're a phony! A big fat stinkin' phony!

by **Glenn47** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:21 am

*pointing at your house* Hey everyone! A phony lives here! A great big phony!!

I use windows! Yay! The best part about windows is that no matter what argument you can use to call it better, Mac users will think of something to counter it! Yay! That's why I love windows. It's not about the user-friendliness, or the task bar, it's all about the controversy behind using one! Yay!

Yay x 3 = Huzzah!

by **Greatchickenman** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:33 pm

Oh man. I loved that part of the episode.

YOURE A PHONY!!! A GREAT BIG PHONY!

by **Violent_Paradan** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:44 pm

Impossible wrote:Generally the best reason to have a Mac is not being an ignoramus, FLW.

Actually, this is.

by **Porter** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:41 am

I read your forward and got laid. Hooray for GLenn and his buddy!

by **Impossible** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:58 am

Violent_Paradan, that's the second best reason to own a Mac. You're right, though, Ambrosia is awesome.

by **Forerunner** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:56 am

I got this forward, might not really be chain mail but it's funny as hell:

Bcc:
Subject: omg, u tell em kid
Date: Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:52:34 +1000
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed
X-OriginalArrivalTime: 24 Oct 2005 11:52:34.0832 (UTC)
FILETIME=[6C462100:01C5D891]

Hello, my name is Carl and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50
billion chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you
send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Wagga Wagga with a breast on her
forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her
redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show. Do you honestly believe
that Bill Gates is going to give you, and Everyone to whom you send "his"
email, $1000? How stupid are we? "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this
page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the
next day!" What a bunch of bullshit.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize
me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter
in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.
screw e'm.

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly
amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and
this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel
from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't frigen care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually Contributing
to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to Leave
you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's
funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty About a
leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead
elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents
Per letter he'll receive if you forward this email. Now forward this to
everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn
carnivorous and will consume your genitals. Have a nice day. P.S. Send me 15
bucks

by **Impossible** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:18 am

Necromancy is a bannable offense, isn't it?

...Can it become one?

by CJ » Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:38 am

Smartass

by **Forerunner** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:39 am

I thought that forward was funny enough to be posted, but not worth starting a new topic over. So what better to do than use a relevant topic already created?

I think it was closer to recycling than necromancy.

by **Forerunner** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:29 am

Sry 'bout the double post... and once again... this is recycling not necromancy (UHS, you are such a dumbass)...my cousin sent me this for no apparent reason:

i am emailing you all to tell you to stop sending me forwards.
do i send you forwards? last time i checked, no, i didnt.
who cares if you're guna get stabbed in the middle of the night by a creepy little girl with an axe sticking out the side of her head. all she needs is a root, and all you need is a life.
so in conclusion to this email i hope you all have a lovely day and get of my email inbox and into the far far away pretty little world of pandatown where everyone is happy AND DOESNT RECEIVE GAY FUCKING FORWARDS.
i know you're all perverted little rapists who have nothing better to do than spend your time annoying me and one day i will assassinate you using an ink cartridge and a lighter.
if you send me another forward i will stick a soldering iron up your ass and then stab you in the eye with a fork and cut open your stomach through your belly button using scissors and pull out your intestines with my teeth and then nail them to your cieling to remind you NOT to send me GAY fucking forwards.
hope this was educational for you.
now fuck off.
amber.

...I was just going to ignore it, but I get the feeling many of you share her thoughts and would happily do exactly what she threatens... *trying not to stare to obviously at many people...mostly Strayed...*

by **Sage Of The Wise** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 2:09 pm

You should foward that back to her. Just to see what happens.

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