Oh my GOD! The best thing EVER just happened!!

[HolsteinCow]

There's something different about thewaynewbie. I can't quite put my finger on it.

She uses correct grammar now.

Good grammar, but good grammar that she ripped off of the Monkey Island series.

[Excell]

Should I say it? When the fuck did you come back?

I'm not really. I just might get bored and pop in every once in a while.

[Teenr0cker]

dibs on his spot in the badass 5

[Katie]

There's something different about thewaynewbie. I can't quite put my finger on it.

She uses correct grammar now.

Her message board account was hijacked by someone who couldn't stand her scary online noob kiddie dialect anymore?

[Strayed Wanderer]

dibs on his spot in the badass 5

You have to sleep with at least 2 current members of the badass 5 to even be nominated. After you have completed that task you must begin the Legendary BA5 Initiation Quest that involves Cuba, Lumberjacks and Beanie Babies. If you have finished both of those you must be voted in by all four of the remaining members. That last part is difficult because the rulebook says that the entire group must be present and sober during the vote.

[Teenr0cker]

I believe Impy's recent IRC quote will clearly state that Me, Jera, the great fairy from WindWaker, and the great fairy from Majora's Mask had an orgy. Trust me, as hot as fairies can seem, my mind was on other things.


As for member number 2: Porter. Drunk. Any given Friday.

You should check it out sometime.


I did the quest already. I have the incantation of the lumberjack, the cube, and Satan's Guardian already. Check it out;

1.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

Mounties:
He cut down trees, he eat his lunch
He go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he go shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?!
Suspenders...and a bra?!

...He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

...He's/I'm a lumberjack and he's/I'm OK
He/I sleep all night and he/I work all day.


2. Here.
3.

[Strayed Wanderer]

Wrong quest, you needed to have sex with a lumberjack, a Cuban and a beanie baby.

[Exiled]

Wrong quest, you needed to have sex with a lumberjack, a Cuban and a beanie baby.

Yeah, I distinctly remember that.

[Strayed Wanderer]

Yeah, I remember you got that urinary infection from the beanie baby.

[Excell]

If he tries to take my spot I'll headbutt him. Twice.

[Glenn47]

Well, to re-rail this topic, I might as well share a similar story that happened about two weeks ago.
I didn't feel like riding the same bus again, so I got on a different one that also leads to my house (yes, I still don't have my license). So I sit down next to this chick named Leah who I haven't talked to for a long time. She comments that I've lost tons of weight, I said thanks. She starts flirting a bit, and she keeps touching me. I am halfway ignoring it. Then she comments that I've gotten kinda ripped, so I said "Oh yeah" and out of boredom I say, "You know what the manliest part about me is? My awesome pecks." So she's like, "Oh yeah?" and I'm like, "Yeah, take a feel." So she did, then she was like, "I got no muscle there, take a feel."
"You serious?"
"Yeah! Come on!"
So I felt her up. The next day she tried to flash me entirely, but I was cold (which is anti-horny sometimes) and we were on a freaking school bus, so I stopped her.
Yep, that's my story. No hanging out for months, no being great friends, just a good flirt and a felt breast.

[Burning_Flame]

Yep, that's my story. No hanging out for months, no being great friends, just a good flirt and a felt breast.

Damn you guys, Every boob I've felt I had to do a lot of hard work. ALOT.
Exept the one time we were sitting in my car, and we were heading tward a red light and i slamed on the breaks and she went forword, so i put my hand out to keep her from nailing her head on the dash and I grabbed her boob by accident, then she grabes my hand and holds it on her boob and i was kinda confused but no complaints.

[Occurrence of Something]

Yep, that's my story. No hanging out for months, no being great friends, just a good flirt and a felt breast.

Damn you guys, Every boob I've felt I had to do a lot of hard work. ALOT.
Exept the one time we were sitting in my car, and we were heading tward a red light and i slamed on the breaks and she went forword, so i put my hand out to keep her from nailing her head on the dash and I grabbed her boob by accident, then she grabes my hand and holds it on her boob and i was kinda confused but no complaints.

The only boobs you have ever felt are man-boobs, and they are only your own.

[Glenn47]

And then there was this time in hawaii...felt a girl up for an hour (among other things) for just shopping with her and talking about sexual acts involving whipped cream (seriously) and then my first kiss with my last girlfriend (which was about 2 weeks into knowing her) and she throws my hand to her breast. Oh, and recently in All-State choir I felt up a girl after 6 days, which wasn't as much fun as the bumping and grinding at the dance.
Okay yeah, now I'm just bragging.

[Telephalsion]

I've yet to feel a girl up, I'm not as slutty as glenn.