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Postby ReaperGal » Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:23 pm

This is a funny conversation because you guys are all like "ooh boobs" and I can touch my own whenever I want.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:35 pm

Are you touching them right now?
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Postby Excell » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:00 pm

Strayed Wanderer wrote:Are you touching them right now?


Now that is the question.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sat Dec 03, 2005 8:13 pm

I would share my old war-hero story about my first, but I can tell you it was a little harder than shopping. I went on a double (blind for me) date with a pal of mine. He said the girl I would be with would totally dig me, so I just had to figure out which one (he's an ass like that). So I was really nice to both girls and finally figured out I got the tall one (she's seriously like, just my height). Well we parter our ways and met up the next month at a party. I say I'm staying at my friends house and my parents are none the wiser. I end up sleeping under the stars in a big blanket. There were 2 blankets; one for each couple. I never felt so fucking pleased with myself when she came up to me and asked if I wanted to share. She wouldn't let go the whole night and...well, shit went down at about....4 AM....

Tits and then pancakes...a great way to start a day.
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Postby Forerunner » Sun Dec 04, 2005 12:23 am

Telephalsion wrote:I've yet to feel a girl up, I'm not as slutty as glenn. :P


I'm the same... but right now I'm kinda thinking that it's not such a bad way to go...
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Postby Glenn47 » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:22 pm

Teen, my respect for your newly realized sexiness has just gone up.
Tele, you've been respected for like, 8 months now. I'd say that you're the first person to ever call me a slut. Congradulations.
Forerunner, find some chick that you're not interested in at all if you want to get somewhere. That's usually how it ends up working. As my cousin Jennie (a great philosopher) once said, "Don't be the chaser, be the chasee." Sad thing is, I know this, I believe it to be true, and yet I still get over-eager and ruin 80% of my chances.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:38 pm

That is very true Glenn. I was just kinda like.....whoa! Damn! What the?... Oh, okay! :D
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:00 pm

Teen meant to say he raped the girl.
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Postby Telephalsion » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:05 am

Glenn47 wrote:Tele, you've been respected for like, 8 months now. I'd say that you're the first person to ever call me a slut. Congradulations.


Thank you? It's all in good humor I hope?
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Any type of female.
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Postby Glenn47 » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:35 pm

Of course Tele! It's just odd that a man would be called a slut, therefore making it something I giggled to.

Tee! Hee!
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Postby Forerunner » Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:35 am

Glenn47 wrote:find some chick that you're not interested in at all if you want to get somewhere. That's usually how it ends up working.

... oh yeah... thats easy... I mean shy guys like me regularly hang out with chicks they're not interested in. :roll:
I get what you're saying, but I think I'm good without women in my life right now.
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Postby Glenn47 » Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:43 pm

Right now there's this chick I know who I wasn't interested in, and she was kinda into me. Now I'm starting to get interested, and I think I'm fucking it up. Not totally related, but just thought I'd share.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:24 pm

Lets see.. me and girls... For some reason.. the only time I can get girls are when i'm doing a musical. Probably because of my bitchin musical voice.

And people think that all theater guys are queers.People ask me why I keep doing musicals.
But everyone knows that Choir is totally more gay :roll: Glenn :roll:

lets see. last musical I was in I made out with 2 girls and kissed another. musical before that I felt up 3 girls (all at the same freaking time. I know. Amazing.)

And then after that last musical two people had a crush on me.

And then there's our school dances. bumpin, grindin, jukin. all o dat.

By the way, that whole girls into you when you're not interested is the entire truth. no doubt. All of the above girls I wasn't interested in.

haha. I remember one of the girls I made out with, the first thing she asked me when I first met her was if she had time to smoke before rehearsal started. Believe me.. she was totally hot but the BIGGEST POTHEAD IVE MET IN MY LIFE. She got high and drunk every single day of the summer. I was so glad she didn't taste like smoke the day we made out. She was probably expecting it to happen. :wink:

Oh, and Glenn.. Everyone knows that people in Minnesota only need sex so they don't freeze to death.
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Postby Jonesy » Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:28 pm

You know, Reaper and myself are the only people in a stable relationship with somebody on these forums.

Figures. :roll:
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Postby Forerunner » Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:40 am

Hey Glenn, your cousins advice rocks. :D
I now, for the first time, have a serious girlfriend. 8)
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