The Crestfallen Few = Last Hope for Humanity?

[Excell]

You never know Teen, the chief inspector might get bitches. You never know.

[Teenr0cker]

Busted out the ole' crayolas for this one, 'ey War?

Me and all my buddies got a kick out of that War. Thank you for your entertainment. Before I begin the less enjoyable part of my post, let's start with something positive, hmm? I see you didn't spell "insult" as "inslut", a very amusing sounding word one can make many conjectures with. Good for you!


Buddies? Oh, let me explain: Your specific name-brand of internet intellect has made me laugh so much that I felt obligated to spread your gospel. Some kids just don't feel secure about their mastery of the English language, so I just point them your way. My "Mountain of Reason" and the Mystery man have gotten a variety of positive feedback. However, you have successfully topped yourself exponentially tonight.

We all thought you had just issued a sharp retort full of parody and wit, but actual examination proves otherwise. Close observation of the "Pictrure" will reveal a fallacy in itself, since all searches for "pictrure" returned nothing significant but offerings for porn on the suggested advertised sites on the side of my google search. It is clear that it cannot exist on a logical level of reality. However, I can conclude that you intended to say "Picture" and continue my examination of this curious "Pictrure".

It seems that a cleaver of some sorts was mentioned in the second sentence. I've been led to believe that a cleaver is a sort of object that is commonly favored by Butchers whilst butchering the meat. After decoding that mere shadow of a thing formerly known as "grammar", we can deduce that you've said that the picture is a 'cleaver insult'. Now, we've established that we can accept "pictrure" as a picture, so we can assign picture a new value of "a cleaver insult".

So, if all you little Einsteins out there have been unable to keep track, I've come to the conclusion already, so read this again and then continue. Utilizing a stunning combonation of what appear to be clouds (perhaps a fog or mist, based on the consistency of the clouds?), a single ray emanating from the sun, and your outright insult towards our several cleavers out there, you have successfully proven that you simply cannot comprehend what can be done with the few kilobytes that make up a picture, a feature I designed with you especially in mind. What is even more baffling is that despite your preference of words over pictures, you lack the ability to prove your questionable literacy. Why you continue to attempt to speak the language is even more perplexing.



See what you made me do? You just had to bring our cleavers into this, didn't you?
*Adds another rock to war's collection*


Excell: True that. I'm willing to bet that's not tobacco in his pipe too .

[Fitz Tayo]

Who the hell smokes Tobacco?

[War]

Umm the picture was ment to be a joke, not a statement on which I would actually say.

Your statements about me are ones that are actually quiet silly. I get a good laugh out of what you think you know.

[Teenr0cker]

Really? I get a laugh out of what you think you know too!

Based on your near spotless history of spelling errors, I think we all know that message was intended to be spelt correctly, seeing as how you managed to spell "meant" incorrectly in your response, yet you were able to do so while composing the picture, which looks hastily done while peeved by my picture. From this rational and very reasonable train of thought, we can conclude that you put effort into spelling "means" correctly, which means that you did put thought into your sentences, just not very much on a common level scale. Also, you seem to be missing the word "is" in your message. I was just convinced that you couldn't spell for shit. At. All. But I must be wrong, right? I mean, who can criticize a guy who doesn't judge people "by the color of there sink", right?

[Strayed Wanderer]

Is it necessary to make me want to see every god damn topic locked? I think I get my daily reminder that War exists outside of the boundries of the english language from his posts alone. I don't need Teen going into spasms of sarcasm and wit in order to point it out.

[Aegis]

Is it necessary to make me want to see every god damn topic locked?

We love flame wars! Some times I feel like this place is going the way of that place. Of course, I'm just paranoid.

[War]

I still get a kick out of his little tyrant of words. Tell me something I don't know about myself.

I know I don't spell very well. My skills are more refined in that of ethics, math, and science. I don't really care about my spelling anymore.

waht uyo goona bo wow?

[Greatchickenman]

Seriously Teen... I don't know what to say when you actually take the whole time to write a huge boring flame. Oh wait. I do.


Shut the hell up and summarize it. I'm not reading your 6 paragraph boring-ass essay.

[Porter]

I flunked ethics class.