Ah, the winter olympics...they make me giggle

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Ah, the winter olympics...they make me giggle

Postby Teenr0cker » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:55 am

May I present to you Neve and Gliz:

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Neve is a sporty, young, innocent, ...snowball and Gliz is a young and carefree ....ice cube....

*cough*

Yes, and let us not forget the special Torino-made olypmic medals:

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Yes, you spend your entire lives training since the age of three and split up your family because you had to live with your coach to train for a friggin washer.
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Re: Ah, the winter olympics...they make me giggle

Postby Flibbo » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:47 am

Teenr0cker wrote:May I present to you Neve and Gliz:

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Neve is a sporty, young, innocent, ...snowball and Gliz is a young and carefree ....ice cube....


I want to hurt them. Then i want to hurt them some more.
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Postby Impossible » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:29 am

If anyone tried to give me one of those medals, even if it was for free and required no effort on my part, I would hurt them. Really badly.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:28 pm

That's bs. you would sell it and then complain about their quality.
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:41 pm

Come on guys, its not the medal that matters, but what it represents to the person who wins it. :roll:



....yeah, I couldn't even type that with a straight face, let alone say it.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Wed Dec 21, 2005 6:53 pm

They should give you a tank instead of a gold medal...
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Postby RentACop » Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:22 pm

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Maybe if you know your true love is about to move away to college or something, you can stick this shit in the stereo and make the moment last while at the same time listening to pussies whine about bitch shit. Just like you.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:06 am

and the identity of Rentacop is finally revealed. :roll:
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Postby Wellsy » Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:45 am

Those mascots are about as retarded as the mascot they had for the Atlanta Olympics back in '96:
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Nobody knew what the hell it was so they just called it Izzy (short for Whatizzit? - Real fuckin' funny, huh?) But actually, any mascot that's a freakin' ICE CUBE is far worse.

Those medals suck. If I won one I would say, "Uh, excuse me, the, um, ENTIRE CENTER is missing!" Then I'd take it home as use it like a Frisbee with my dog.
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Postby ReaperGal » Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:18 pm

I can't wait to see the mascot for the 2012 games in China.

It's probably going to be be a maoist soldier stepping on nuns and shooting monks.


I hate maoists.
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Postby Glenn47 » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:33 pm

Hey, they made a videogame for Izzy. Which I've never played. And...never will-BUT DON'T DISRESPECT HIM!
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Postby RentACop » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:50 pm

Teenr0cker wrote:and the identity of Rentacop is finally revealed. :roll:


Feh he's balding and has a beard, I have a soul patch and dredlocks.

I have played the Izzy game. You had to save the Olympic Rings.
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Postby ReaperGal » Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:11 pm

I like the new medals...
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Postby Springfield » Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:21 pm

I have never won a medal before, the new medals remind me of dohnuts.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sat Dec 24, 2005 2:39 am

Then we shall make you the outcast!


Didn't you read the forum rules? All entrents must have a minimum of 3 medals of any value.


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