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Simpson's quotes.

Postby Iteroth » Sun May 16, 2004 11:24 am

Check the 'Shlager' topic for explaination. (Well, not really)

What's your favorites/ones you found funny?
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Postby OverlordBill » Sun May 16, 2004 12:45 pm

"Into the cellar boys." "When will we come out again?" "Maybe never." "Yay!"
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Postby Telephalsion » Sun May 16, 2004 2:12 pm

Aaargh i can't remember it fully but it went something like this:


Lisa - Dad I saw a ***.
Homer- Lisa **** don't exist. They are fairytales like santa, trolls or eskimos.


That or

"Mmmm forbidden doughnut"
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Any type of female.
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Postby Leo » Sun May 16, 2004 3:01 pm

Rod: I'm jelous of girls cause they wear dresses.

Ned: "One problem at a time son."
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Postby Impossible » Sun May 16, 2004 3:01 pm

It went something like this:

Homer: There isn't a bear in sight, the bear patrol must be working like a charm.
Lisa: With that logic, you could say this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Really? How does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't! It's just a stupid rock! But I don't see any tigers around here, do you?
Homer: Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.
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Postby Berserker » Mon May 17, 2004 7:05 am

the "forbidden donut" one was pretty funny. :lol:
there was another one like

Dance teachert: Lisa, I can't let you dance. I would give you the same possibilities I give to other children, while you haven't the same ability. And how is that called?
Children: Communism!
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Postby blaksun » Mon May 17, 2004 11:13 am

"Homey you'll kill us all!"
"Or die trying!"

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The land beneath the sky,
Echoes of the past decry.
A lost love carried on,
Words to a lonely song.
Everyone must bleed,
Rhue gets the sex he needs


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Postby Goatboy » Sun May 23, 2004 10:29 pm

gotta go with the classics like

"Eat my shorts!"
and
"NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BUTTMAN!" (or dun dun dun whatever)
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Postby Impossible » Mon May 24, 2004 1:45 am

And there's the classic:

All: Lisa likes Nelson!
Milhouse: She does not!
All: Milhouse likes Lisa!
Janie: He does not!
All: Janie likes Milhouse!
Ooter (sp?): She does not!
All: Ooter likes Milhouse!
Teacher: Nobody likes Milhouse!

I've heard they cut out the gay bit when it was later shown again, or at least in the US. I don't think they did here. That doesn't make any sense, though, because I think at least two episodes have been focused on the subject of homosexuality before.
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Postby Sinova » Mon May 24, 2004 1:49 am

Lisa - Dad I saw a ***.
Homer- Lisa **** don't exist. They are fairytales like santa, trolls or eskimos.


That would be leprechauns.
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Postby Telephalsion » Mon May 24, 2004 3:45 am

Yeah it's probably leprechauns
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Postby Wandering Fool » Mon May 24, 2004 5:17 am

<Homer> Moe... I need some help..... my friend Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabado
<Moe> Thats the worse name ever.
*Some one runs out crying*
<Barney> Joey Joe Joe

<Lawyer>Oh no we drew ______ as the judge.
<Marge> Is that bad?
<Lawyer> Well he's had it out for me since I kinda hit his dog with my car.
<Marge> Really?
<Lawyer> Well replace 'kinda' with repeatedly and 'dog' with son.
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Postby Raging Gogeta » Mon May 24, 2004 11:50 am

It's not funny, but it's from The Simpsons: Road Rage. "Who are you? My grandkid or something?" (not exact quotes for this whole thing) "It's Lisa!" "Oh, hi Lisa!" Basically Lisa is his grandkid, so... yeah.
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Postby War » Mon May 24, 2004 11:57 am

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Postby Wandering Fool » Mon May 24, 2004 12:16 pm

Lamest Quote given too much credit:
"I broke my wookie" :x I just don't find it funny.
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